It has been stated that 85% of hard drug addicts start with a gateway drug known as weed. Since cows eat weeds and make milk. It now is known that 100% of drug addicts started with milk. Milk will soon be illegal, I bet!
RillyNiceGuy: It has been stated that 85% of hard drug addicts start with a gateway drug known as weed. Since cows eat weeds and make milk. It now is known that 100% of drug addicts started with milk. Milk will soon be illegal, I bet!
I live in farmland, you'll see me on my knees suckling cows teets to get my fix!!!
RillyNiceGuy: They will put teet covers over the poor cows and they will have to walk around with that thing under them, all the cows will become bow legged.
not for long though...Bessie has like 8 teets, and soon we will have sprayed you with so much milk that you will be rolling in the corner of the barn...that's when we call the feds on you and they come out and arrest you - dripping in evidence called milk
Actually that was an argument from Goddard of the U.s space agency...before it became NASA!!!!!!!!!
RillyNiceGuy: It has been stated that 85% of hard drug addicts start with a gateway drug known as weed. Since cows eat weeds and make milk. It now is known that 100% of drug addicts started with milk. Milk will soon be illegal, I bet!
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