MILK to become illegal to purchase! ( Archived) (20)

Feb 24, 2008 6:40 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
It has been stated that 85% of hard drug addicts start with a gateway drug known as weed. Since cows eat weeds and make milk. It now is known that 100% of drug addicts started with milk. Milk will soon be illegal, I bet!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2008 6:40 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
hahaha Nut roll eyes roll eyes
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Feb 24, 2008 6:43 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Claayer: hahaha Nut



I wonder if women are going to jail for manfactoring an illegal product.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2008 6:43 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
prncss4someone
prncss4someoneprncss4someoneHopeful, Michigan USA57 Threads 8 Polls 7,227 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: It has been stated that 85% of hard drug addicts start with a gateway drug known as weed. Since cows eat weeds and make milk. It now is known that 100% of drug addicts started with milk. Milk will soon be illegal, I bet!



I live in farmland, you'll see me on my knees suckling cows teets to get my fix!!!conversing
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Feb 24, 2008 6:44 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Us guys will have lots of fun getting a fix from the women pushers.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2008 6:45 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
prncss4someone: I live in farmland, you'll see me on my knees suckling cows teets to get my fix!!!



That just sent my mind right into the gutter rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2008 6:49 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
They will put teet covers over the poor cows and they will have to walk around with that thing under them, all the cows will become bow legged.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2008 6:50 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
southsida2: EEERRR UMMMMM SOME ONE NEEDS HELP


I just woke up, wait till I get started.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2008 6:51 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
I'll become a cop, then I can frisk all the women looking for illegal milk.devil rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2008 6:53 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
I will stop there! I have to go across town and be back.

Sorry for milkng that joke.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing blues
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Feb 24, 2008 6:54 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: They will put teet covers over the poor cows and they will have to walk around with that thing under them, all the cows will become bow legged.
Cow bras, will they be one size fits all?
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Feb 24, 2008 6:55 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
prncss4someone
prncss4someoneprncss4someoneHopeful, Michigan USA57 Threads 8 Polls 7,227 Posts
kneeling

back it up Bessie...

need to get my fix....

ah feels so good...

teets were too full...

don't worry Bess

I will help you....wow

look, I got a good milk shot of RNG!!!redclown
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Feb 24, 2008 6:57 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
At first they will use pop cicyle molds.....bras are being designed now....congress is trying to figure out if they should have lace on them or not.professor
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Feb 24, 2008 6:58 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
prncss4someone: kneeling

back it up Bessie...

need to get my fix....

ah feels so good...

teets were too full...

don't worry Bess

I will help you....

look, I got a good milk shot of RNG!!!




tongue missed me!
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Feb 24, 2008 7:29 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
prncss4someone
prncss4someoneprncss4someoneHopeful, Michigan USA57 Threads 8 Polls 7,227 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: missed me!


not for long though...Bessie has like 8 teets, and soon we will have sprayed you with so much milk that you will be rolling in the corner of the barn...that's when we call the feds on you and they come out and arrest you - dripping in evidence called milkrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2008 8:00 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
learnt how to hand milk when I was five, can still do today, don't tell me I am going to get arrestedsuper
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Feb 24, 2008 8:11 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
DizzyDi: learnt how to hand milk when I was five, can still do today, don't tell me I am going to get arrested


Hi Diwave
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Feb 24, 2008 10:41 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
Actually that was an argument from Goddard of the U.s space agency...before it became NASA!!!!!!!!!
RillyNiceGuy: It has been stated that 85% of hard drug addicts start with a gateway drug known as weed. Since cows eat weeds and make milk. It now is known that 100% of drug addicts started with milk. Milk will soon be illegal, I bet!
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Feb 24, 2008 10:44 AM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
Fallenangel74
Fallenangel74Fallenangel74southern, British Columbia Canada5 Threads 879 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Us guys will have lots of fun getting a fix from the women pushers.



Hey! we could make some real good money!!! Cha ching!!!!
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Feb 24, 2008 12:45 PM CST MILK to become illegal to purchase!
Tiffanie
TiffanieTiffanieNijkerk, Gelderland Netherlands40 Threads 1,324 Posts
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Dknew: That just sent my mind right into the gutter
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