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Feb 29, 2008 11:53 AM CST Just a laugh....
BeautifulEri
BeautifulEriBeautifulEriGuadalajara, Jalisco Mexico77 Threads 1 Polls 4,559 Posts
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big,

old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day,

two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree,

out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,"

said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed,

he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery.

He slowed down to investigate.



Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me.

One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was.

He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around

the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.



"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard!

Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."



The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."

When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me.

One for you, one for me." The old man whispered,

"Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord."



Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable

to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars

of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.



At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get

those nuts by the fence and we'll be done. They say the old man made it

back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike.



SMILE, God Loves You!



yay
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Feb 29, 2008 11:54 AM CST Just a laugh....
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 29, 2008 12:00 PM CST Just a laugh....
BeautifulEri
BeautifulEriBeautifulEriGuadalajara, Jalisco Mexico77 Threads 1 Polls 4,559 Posts
Prolly not as good as yours p....



dancing
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Feb 29, 2008 12:06 PM CST Just a laugh....
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
BeautifulEri: Prolly not as good as yours p....

you're wrong E, its just brilliant!! thumbs up
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Feb 29, 2008 12:08 PM CST Just a laugh....
BeautifulEri
BeautifulEriBeautifulEriGuadalajara, Jalisco Mexico77 Threads 1 Polls 4,559 Posts
p_seg: you're wrong E, its just brilliant!!



Thank you, my friend....

tip hat



Coming from you means a lot.....



applause


bouquet
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Feb 29, 2008 12:14 PM CST Just a laugh....
Maizy
MaizyMaizyOneonta, New York USA7 Threads 121 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That is really cute!
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Feb 29, 2008 12:15 PM CST Just a laugh....
BeautifulEri
BeautifulEriBeautifulEriGuadalajara, Jalisco Mexico77 Threads 1 Polls 4,559 Posts
Maizy: That is really cute!




blushing



Thank you....

hug
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Feb 29, 2008 12:27 PM CST Just a laugh....
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 29, 2008 12:32 PM CST Just a laugh....
BeautifulEri
BeautifulEriBeautifulEriGuadalajara, Jalisco Mexico77 Threads 1 Polls 4,559 Posts
Hey Anne....


hug

teddybear
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Feb 29, 2008 12:34 PM CST Just a laugh....
lorraine
lorrainelorraineDublin, Ireland104 Threads 2,717 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 1, 2008 1:02 PM CST Just a laugh....
BeautifulEri
BeautifulEriBeautifulEriGuadalajara, Jalisco Mexico77 Threads 1 Polls 4,559 Posts
Here it is, my friend, so u can read it again...and laugh.....

yay
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Mar 1, 2008 1:05 PM CST Just a laugh....
jodigirlsfree
jodigirlsfreejodigirlsfreeConway, South Carolina USA48 Threads 1,843 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Mar 1, 2008 1:05 PM CST Just a laugh....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Cute and I resemble that remark...rolling on the floor laughing

The nut that is...wink grin
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Mar 1, 2008 1:08 PM CST Just a laugh....
BeautifulEri
BeautifulEriBeautifulEriGuadalajara, Jalisco Mexico77 Threads 1 Polls 4,559 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Cute and I resemble that remark...

The nut that is...


Thats what I thought when I read it...about me being a nut....


mumbling


tongue
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Mar 3, 2008 12:26 AM CST Just a laugh....
j_goose
j_goosej_goosenorthfield, Ohio USA49 Threads 3 Polls 1,239 Posts
HAHAHA
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Mar 3, 2008 12:54 AM CST Just a laugh....
Zeloniy
ZeloniyZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA51 Threads 1 Polls 1,863 Posts
Old age isn't pleasant said running grandma while passing freight train.
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