Men NEVER Listen ( Archived) (30)

Mar 5, 2008 10:26 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's rest-room, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the
buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's rest-rooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies rest-room was more than a rest-room, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff
completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your p*nis is under your pillow."


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I'm sorry guys...am sure you not getting as good of a laugh as I am..rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 5, 2008 10:27 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK144 Threads 13 Polls 22,386 Posts
hahahah! I am rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 5, 2008 10:29 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
chefdeparty
chefdepartychefdepartyGrimsby, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK5 Threads 578 Posts
Sorry did you say something.dunno dunno dunno confused confused
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Mar 5, 2008 10:29 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA35 Threads 4,430 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 5, 2008 10:32 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
iceman69
iceman69iceman69selfoss, Southern Region Iceland75 Threads 252 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I love this one
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Mar 5, 2008 10:59 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
karmistry
karmistrykarmistryNW Corner, Connecticut USA5 Threads 520 Posts
OMFG T!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I was looking for a good laugh this morning. Thanks!!!
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Mar 5, 2008 11:00 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
karmistry: OMFG T!!!!
I was looking for a good laugh this morning. Thanks!!!


rolling on the floor laughing haha..glad I could assist you karma...rolling on the floor laughing

have a good day...hug
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Mar 5, 2008 11:02 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
jetdevil2001
jetdevil2001jetdevil2001Tashkent, Uzbekistan8 Threads 2 Polls 566 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Oh, heh, yeah great joke, can't stoppp, laughingggrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 5, 2008 11:02 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
skwidwurd
skwidwurdskwidwurdAberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK44 Threads 819 Posts
lol haven't heard that one for years ;)
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Mar 5, 2008 11:05 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
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Mar 5, 2008 11:22 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
irishlass45
irishlass45irishlass45Texas USA, Texas USA61 Threads 5 Polls 6,345 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing That even hurts me,good one thanks for my first laughrolling on the floor laughing banana
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Mar 5, 2008 11:30 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
hehe...rolling on the floor laughing haha
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Mar 5, 2008 11:31 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA133 Threads 13 Polls 6,929 Posts
Kind of give new meaning to Yanking off!

Why are they called tampons when they are actually tampped IN?confused

Vampire teabagsbarf
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Mar 5, 2008 11:54 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
irishlass45
irishlass45irishlass45Texas USA, Texas USA61 Threads 5 Polls 6,345 Posts
Hey BEB I want one of those contraptionsbanana head banger banana
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Mar 5, 2008 11:58 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada288 Threads 1 Polls 7,330 Posts
put a smile on my lips when I read it.laugh
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Mar 12, 2008 8:26 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA125 Threads 3 Polls 15,974 Posts
Too good not to bump.


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Mar 12, 2008 8:31 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK231 Threads 6 Polls 19,911 Posts
I started chuckling halfway through in anticipation but winced at what was under the pillow grin
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Mar 12, 2008 8:57 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA672 Threads 29 Polls 4,352 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing LUV IT !!!
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Mar 12, 2008 9:22 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
trish123: I started chuckling halfway through in anticipation but winced at what was under the pillow


laugh yeh you think it might "hurt" just a lil bit.....After that type of ordeal, i bet they listen tho...rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 12, 2008 9:42 AM CST Men NEVER Listen
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland45 Threads 17 Polls 18,473 Posts
BEB.....this is libellous!!! Of course men listen.....they just don't take orders!! laugh
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