Says Proffessor David St Hubbins: "Slimemoulds are so close to being both plant AND animal that, it's like they can't make up their minds. It's worth considering, that with mankinds descent into inhumanity to one another, slimemoulds could be the ones running the earth for their own ends.
These layabouts that can't commit, the slimemoulds...because there's more slimemoulds than any other form of protoplasm on the planet. And if they wanted to, if they finally made up their minds to commit to being either plant or animal, they could take over us like that!
They're all over the place...if you're walking down an alley way, and you slip a bit...maybe twist your ankle a bit...that wasn't an accident...it was an attack!
roseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK8,699 posts
Detente: Says Proffessor David St Hubbins: "Slimemoulds are so close to being both plant AND animal that, it's like they can't make up their minds. It's worth considering, that with mankinds descent into inhumanity to one another, slimemoulds could be the ones running the earth for their own ends.
These layabouts that can't commit, the slimemoulds...because there's more slimemoulds than any other form of protoplasm on the planet. And if they wanted to, if they finally made up their minds to commit to being either plant or animal, they could take over us like that !
They're all over the place...if you're walking down an alley way, and you slip a bit...maybe twist your ankle a bit...that wasn't an accident...it was an attack !
Crikey Mikey..... I don't know if its delirium setting in or what but... I think I've just p*ssed myself...!!!
Detente: Says Proffessor David St Hubbins: "Slimemoulds are so close to being both plant AND animal that, it's like they can't make up their minds. It's worth considering, that with mankinds descent into inhumanity to one another, slimemoulds could be the ones running the earth for their own ends.
These layabouts that can't commit, the slimemoulds...because there's more slimemoulds than any other form of protoplasm on the planet. And if they wanted to, if they finally made up their minds to commit to being either plant or animal, they could take over us like that !
They're all over the place...if you're walking down an alley way, and you slip a bit...maybe twist your ankle a bit...that wasn't an accident...it was an attack !
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These layabouts that can't commit, the slimemoulds...because there's more slimemoulds than any other form of protoplasm on the planet. And if they wanted to, if they finally made up their minds to commit to being either plant or animal, they could take over us like that!
They're all over the place...if you're walking down an alley way, and you slip a bit...maybe twist your ankle a bit...that wasn't an accident...it was an attack!