Science uncovers new and aggresive organism. ( Archived) (25)

Mar 7, 2008 5:07 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 Posts
Says Proffessor David St Hubbins: "Slimemoulds are so close to being both plant AND animal that, it's like they can't make up their minds. It's worth considering, that with mankinds descent into inhumanity to one another, slimemoulds could be the ones running the earth for their own ends.

These layabouts that can't commit, the slimemoulds...because there's more slimemoulds than any other form of protoplasm on the planet. And if they wanted to, if they finally made up their minds to commit to being either plant or animal, they could take over us like that!

They're all over the place...if you're walking down an alley way, and you slip a bit...maybe twist your ankle a bit...that wasn't an accident...it was an attack!uh oh
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Mar 7, 2008 5:09 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
ooooooooooooooooh i'm scared they are in my yard.blues
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Mar 7, 2008 5:10 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 Posts
PILIPALA: ooooooooooooooooh i'm scared they are in my yard.


Could be...take good care M.uh oh
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Mar 7, 2008 5:11 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
Thalassa
ThalassaThalassaRome, Lazio Italy104 Threads 2,410 Posts
Slimemoulds that can't commit?????

Why does this thread instantly remind me of a few former boyfriends?? rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 7, 2008 5:12 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
HzChld
HzChldHzChldSomewhere in the middle, Oklahoma USA55 Threads 2,779 Posts
jlb684: Slimemoulds that can't commit?????

Why does this thread instantly remind me of a few former boyfriends??



I had a similar thought....rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 7, 2008 5:13 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 Posts
jlb684: Slimemoulds that can't commit?????

Why does this thread instantly remind me of a few former boyfriends??
wink


rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 7, 2008 5:13 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
bet they had something to do with nicking my lucky sock slimemoulds and that Bl**dy rose bush.


Yea but i found it tongue
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Mar 7, 2008 5:16 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
Detente: Says Proffessor David St Hubbins: "Slimemoulds are so close to being both plant AND animal that, it's like they can't make up their minds. It's worth considering, that with mankinds descent into inhumanity to one another, slimemoulds could be the ones running the earth for their own ends.

These layabouts that can't commit, the slimemoulds...because there's more slimemoulds than any other form of protoplasm on the planet. And if they wanted to, if they finally made up their minds to commit to being either plant or animal, they could take over us like that !

They're all over the place...if you're walking down an alley way, and you slip a bit...maybe twist your ankle a bit...that wasn't an accident...it was an attack !


Crikey Mikey..... I don't know if its delirium setting in or what but... I think I've just p*ssed myself...!!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 7, 2008 5:17 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
I can prescribe drugs for thatdevil
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Mar 7, 2008 5:25 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 Posts
PILIPALA: I can prescribe drugs for that
jaw drop

This is serious...we're in immimiminent danger!uh oh
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Mar 7, 2008 5:28 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
Aries01
Aries01Aries01Kent, England UK47 Threads 4 Polls 2,732 Posts
Detente: Says Proffessor David St Hubbins: "Slimemoulds are so close to being both plant AND animal that, it's like they can't make up their minds. It's worth considering, that with mankinds descent into inhumanity to one another, slimemoulds could be the ones running the earth for their own ends.

These layabouts that can't commit, the slimemoulds...because there's more slimemoulds than any other form of protoplasm on the planet. And if they wanted to, if they finally made up their minds to commit to being either plant or animal, they could take over us like that !

They're all over the place...if you're walking down an alley way, and you slip a bit...maybe twist your ankle a bit...that wasn't an accident...it was an attack !
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 7, 2008 5:30 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
Detente: This is serious...we're in immimiminent danger!



Are they scared of bleach i quite good with it
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Mar 7, 2008 5:34 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 Posts
PILIPALA: Are they scared of bleach i quite good with it
Bleach presents no problems to these denizens of the drain.professor
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Mar 7, 2008 5:36 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
Detente: Bleach presents no problems to these denizens of the drain.


Whimper whimper now i am realy scared can it climb stairsblues
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Mar 7, 2008 5:37 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
I believe you, they are right now in my kitchen planning an attack.rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 7, 2008 5:39 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 Posts
PILIPALA: Whimper whimper now i am realy scared can it climb stairs


They have transportation means beyond our comprehension.wink
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Mar 7, 2008 7:20 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 Posts
Fear the slimemould evil!professor
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Mar 7, 2008 7:23 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
Don't think anyone else caresblah violin
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Mar 7, 2008 7:24 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 Posts
kitty01: Don't think anyone else cares
jaw drop


Then you'll have sprained ankles!professor
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Mar 7, 2008 7:26 PM CST Science uncovers new and aggresive organism.
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
Detente: Then you'll have sprained ankles!
I get alot of sprained ankles, usually from a hole in the ground or ice in the winter.roll eyes
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