~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~ ( Archived) (23)

Mar 11, 2008 7:24 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing No wonder I get slapped so much.blushing Not blushing, my face hurts dammit.
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Mar 11, 2008 7:35 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing OMG, I've actually had one of those used on me... I'm not saying which onerolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2008 7:37 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
jbibiza: OMG, I've actually had one of those used on me... I'm not saying which one

Bad girl!laugh Was it Kraziestill who told you this one? Poor guy! peace
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Mar 11, 2008 7:39 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
jbibiza: OMG, I've actually had one of those used on me... I'm not saying which one


Ah come on, inquiring minds want to know.
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Mar 11, 2008 7:41 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
Konigsberg: Bad girl! Was it Kraziestill who told you this one? Poor guy!


I just say "Hello" and they always say, the next morning, you had me at hello. Okay maybe that's not true.rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2008 7:42 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
There were two flea friends that decided to go to Bike Week at Daytona.

The first flea got there early and was lounging on the beach when the second flea got there.

The second flea was sniffling, sneezing and really sick. The first flea asks him why he is so sick. The second flea says, "I caught a ride in a biker's mustache on the way here. It was freezing, sleeting and snowing."

The first flea say, "Next year, do what I do. I go to a college dorm, crawl up the leg of a beautiful woman and catch a ride in her hair." So next year the first flea again arrives early. The second flea arrives later and he is sick again - this year even worse.

The first flea asks, "Why didn't you try what I told you to do last year?" The second flea says, "I DID - I crawled up a beautiful woman's leg and was quietly waiting in her hair. The next thing I know, I was riding down the road in a biker's mustache again.

Submitted by Randy's Sister
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Mar 11, 2008 7:44 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2008 7:44 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
KrazieStill: Ah come on, inquiring minds want to know.


The one about meeting between the holidays...laugh

No Koni it wasn't KS, he's always a gentlman
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Mar 11, 2008 7:48 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
jbibiza: The one about meeting between the holidays...

No Koni it wasn't KS, he's always a gentlman


Lucky number 10. rolling on the floor laughing Ah, did u let him? Okay, I had to ask.
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Mar 11, 2008 7:49 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
jbibiza: The one about meeting between the holidays...

No Koni it wasn't KS, he's always a gentlman


I know Violet ... i was just joking ... He is a good fellathumbs up


Okay here is one for Indy and TTom ...

Al Gore decides to try riding a motorcycle, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the motorcycle uninstructed, turns it on & it immediately roars into motion.

As it moves along faster & faster, Al begins to fall from the seat. In terror, he grips tightly on the handlebars, but can't get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the motorcycle's gastank, but he slides down the side of the motorcycle anyway.

Finally giving up his frail grip, he tries to leap off the motorcyle & throw himself to safety.

Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the exhaust pipes, he is now at the mercy of the motorcycles roaring wheels as his head is struck against the ground, over & over.

He is moments away from unconsciousness when, to his great fortune, Wendell, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees him & unplugs the motorcycle.

Submitted By Pink Leather
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Mar 11, 2008 7:50 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
jbibiza: The one about meeting between the holidays...

No Koni it wasn't KS, he's always a gentlman


10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?


Are you serious? jaw drop rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2008 7:56 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
Konigsberg: 10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? Are you serious?


Oh yeah... and no KS... he didn't get to "dine" between holidays! rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2008 7:58 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
jbibiza: Oh yeah... and no KS... he didn't get to "dine" between holidays!


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Mar 11, 2008 8:03 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


Erhh.. yeah... thanks very much roll eyes roll eyes



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Mar 11, 2008 8:03 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
16.

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"


hahaha! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2008 8:04 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
sidebar:

DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK GILLYLOVES69 REALLY DOESNT?


rolling on the floor laughing
thank you
im here all week

grin


hi girlswave
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Mar 11, 2008 8:09 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
OMG! These are hysterical!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2008 8:11 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
Konigsberg: There were two flea friends that decided to go to Bike Week at Daytona.

The first flea got there early and was lounging on the beach when the second flea got there.

The second flea was sniffling, sneezing and really sick. The first flea asks him why he is so sick. The second flea says, "I caught a ride in a biker's mustache on the way here. It was freezing, sleeting and snowing."

The first flea say, "Next year, do what I do. I go to a college dorm, crawl up the leg of a beautiful woman and catch a ride in her hair." So next year the first flea again arrives early. The second flea arrives later and he is sick again - this year even worse.

The first flea asks, "Why didn't you try what I told you to do last year?" The second flea says, "I DID - I crawled up a beautiful woman's leg and was quietly waiting in her hair. The next thing I know, I was riding down the road in a biker's mustache again.

Submitted by Randy's Sister


My sides are hurting!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2008 8:13 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
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Mar 11, 2008 8:13 PM CST ~~~Lady B it is all your fault :^) Bad Bikers Pick up lines!~~~
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
mindfful: sidebar:

DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK GILLYLOVES69 REALLY DOESNT?
thank you
im here all week

hi girls


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Needed the laugh, thanks.
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