There were two flea friends that decided to go to Bike Week at Daytona.
The first flea got there early and was lounging on the beach when the second flea got there.
The second flea was sniffling, sneezing and really sick. The first flea asks him why he is so sick. The second flea says, "I caught a ride in a biker's mustache on the way here. It was freezing, sleeting and snowing."
The first flea say, "Next year, do what I do. I go to a college dorm, crawl up the leg of a beautiful woman and catch a ride in her hair." So next year the first flea again arrives early. The second flea arrives later and he is sick again - this year even worse.
The first flea asks, "Why didn't you try what I told you to do last year?" The second flea says, "I DID - I crawled up a beautiful woman's leg and was quietly waiting in her hair. The next thing I know, I was riding down the road in a biker's mustache again.
jbibiza: The one about meeting between the holidays...
No Koni it wasn't KS, he's always a gentlman
I know Violet ... i was just joking ... He is a good fella
Okay here is one for Indy and TTom ...
Al Gore decides to try riding a motorcycle, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the motorcycle uninstructed, turns it on & it immediately roars into motion.
As it moves along faster & faster, Al begins to fall from the seat. In terror, he grips tightly on the handlebars, but can't get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the motorcycle's gastank, but he slides down the side of the motorcycle anyway.
Finally giving up his frail grip, he tries to leap off the motorcyle & throw himself to safety.
Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the exhaust pipes, he is now at the mercy of the motorcycles roaring wheels as his head is struck against the ground, over & over.
He is moments away from unconsciousness when, to his great fortune, Wendell, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees him & unplugs the motorcycle.
ClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK15,888 posts
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Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
bajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados3,724 posts
Konigsberg: There were two flea friends that decided to go to Bike Week at Daytona.
The first flea got there early and was lounging on the beach when the second flea got there.
The second flea was sniffling, sneezing and really sick. The first flea asks him why he is so sick. The second flea says, "I caught a ride in a biker's mustache on the way here. It was freezing, sleeting and snowing."
The first flea say, "Next year, do what I do. I go to a college dorm, crawl up the leg of a beautiful woman and catch a ride in her hair." So next year the first flea again arrives early. The second flea arrives later and he is sick again - this year even worse.
The first flea asks, "Why didn't you try what I told you to do last year?" The second flea says, "I DID - I crawled up a beautiful woman's leg and was quietly waiting in her hair. The next thing I know, I was riding down the road in a biker's mustache again.
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