what was the worst date you have ever been on? (77)
chef1columbia, Missouri USA2 Threads 4 Postsfeel free to tell stories!
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19 years of marriage.
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I think CS limits it to 20 posts per thread. Where should I start?
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Brought a girl I met through a dating site to an semi-expensive restaurant where she ordered food and then some to take home for dinner. After eating she smiled at me for the first time and I saw that she had no teeth. 
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Paradox67: Brought a girl I met through a dating site to an semi-expensive restaurant where she ordered food and then some to take home for dinner. After eating she smiled at me for the first time and I saw that she had no teeth.
SEE MY PICS...I HAVE MINE....LOL......
YOU SHOULD BE...BECAUSE..... I DO BITE!!!!.....
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Most dates dont show up
Worst date I had, SHE DID SHOW, and I wasnt ready, cause I didnt figure she would show up Ha
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Worst date I had, SHE DID SHOW, and I wasnt ready, cause I didnt figure she would show up Ha
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HotrodLarrys: Most dates dont show up Worst date I had, SHE DID SHOW, and I wasnt ready, cause I didnt figure she would show up Ha
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i got a pearler!!.....
i was at this nightclub, saw this guys i fancied, so me being the blunt, no messing around type of person, and feeling 'amorous'...
i approached him and said 'i want to take you home and *bleepity* *bleep* you and then *bleep* *bleep* bleep* all night till the morning rise'...............so he said 'o.k.' lol
anyways finished the first session, he breaks down in tears and says he just split from his ex, and hes still in love with her, and that his whole life is complete crap, and hes fighting with his parents etc etc (you get my drift).......
i tell you what i sprung off his bed so god damn quickly and literally ran out the door (imagine roadrunner like scenario, with dust flailing in my wake)hehehehehe......
so yep that would have to be my worst date ever
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a couple years ago, i went on a date. i dont have a car, so he said he could give me a ride home.
how thoughtful.
well, he didnt have a car.
i had to walk home 2 1/2 miles at 9 o'clock at night.
ugh !
and i found out he is the french guy with a thick french accent and hes wasnt from france ! hes never been there !
how thoughtful.
well, he didnt have a car.
i had to walk home 2 1/2 miles at 9 o'clock at night.
ugh !
and i found out he is the french guy with a thick french accent and hes wasnt from france ! hes never been there !
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I'll never take a woman to a movie theatre again.
F.uck that,for the price they charge for admission and popcorn,I can take her to all you can buffet.
F.uck that,for the price they charge for admission and popcorn,I can take her to all you can buffet.
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thewall2: I'll never take a woman to a movie theatre again.
F.uck that,for the price they charge for admission and popcorn,I can take her to all you can buffet.
F.uck that,for the price they charge for admission and popcorn,I can take her to all you can buffet.
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thewall2: I'll never take a woman to a movie theatre again.
F.uck that,for the price they charge for admission and popcorn,I can take her to all you can buffet.
F.uck that,for the price they charge for admission and popcorn,I can take her to all you can buffet.
Look,I'm not cheap,alright,but I'M not gonna pay 14.00 for a coke and a small bag of overly butterd popcorn.
O.K,I'm going.
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LOL
Have a few to choose from.
This was kinda funny.... in hindsight.
He took me out to the movies, talked throughout the whole thing.
And not the funny observation kind of talk, but turned out he'd seen the movie a 'few' times before, and was speaking the lines in the movie.
Ate his snacks, ate mine. Then gave me bus fare home.
*at least I got the bus fare*
Have a few to choose from.
This was kinda funny.... in hindsight.
He took me out to the movies, talked throughout the whole thing.
And not the funny observation kind of talk, but turned out he'd seen the movie a 'few' times before, and was speaking the lines in the movie.
Ate his snacks, ate mine. Then gave me bus fare home.
*at least I got the bus fare*
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Raven0: LOL
Have a few to choose from.
This was kinda funny.... in hindsight.
He took me out to the movies, talked throughout the whole thing.
And not the funny observation kind of talk, but turned out he'd seen the movie a 'few' times before, and was speaking the lines in the movie.
Ate his snacks, ate mine. Then gave me bus fare home.
*at least I got the bus fare*
Have a few to choose from.
This was kinda funny.... in hindsight.
He took me out to the movies, talked throughout the whole thing.
And not the funny observation kind of talk, but turned out he'd seen the movie a 'few' times before, and was speaking the lines in the movie.
Ate his snacks, ate mine. Then gave me bus fare home.
*at least I got the bus fare*
lucky girl, i didnt even get that !
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I was in my 20s. I knew a guy who was almost 40. He told me all kinds of insane lies to get me to go out with him. Nobody had ever explained to me what a psychopath is when I was younger, or all this could have been avoided.
He told me that he was being stalked by a beautiful redheaded ex girlfriend who claimed to be a vampire. Yes, there are people who think they are vampires. He took me to a couple of sci fi cons to 'protect' him from the beautiful redhead who was stalking him. I don't believe she was stalking him any more, but I did at the time.
He said I would have a cot in the hotel room we all shared. The cot never materialized, but there were at least three other people in the room, so I wound up sleeping in the bed with him. I heard funny noises coming from his side of the bed very late at night. (I was unable to really sleep.) I think he was trying to get ready to pounce on me. Fortunately he never did.
Another time, the same guy got me in a moving car and told me it was his wildest fantasy to get a BJ from a girl who didn't want to give one. I never offered. There was no BJ that evening.
Another time, the same guy rented a hotel auditorium to do a hypnotism show. Only one customer showed up. He tried to finagle her into staying by telling her fibs until she took off terrified.
He told me that he was being stalked by a beautiful redheaded ex girlfriend who claimed to be a vampire. Yes, there are people who think they are vampires. He took me to a couple of sci fi cons to 'protect' him from the beautiful redhead who was stalking him. I don't believe she was stalking him any more, but I did at the time.
He said I would have a cot in the hotel room we all shared. The cot never materialized, but there were at least three other people in the room, so I wound up sleeping in the bed with him. I heard funny noises coming from his side of the bed very late at night. (I was unable to really sleep.) I think he was trying to get ready to pounce on me. Fortunately he never did.
Another time, the same guy got me in a moving car and told me it was his wildest fantasy to get a BJ from a girl who didn't want to give one. I never offered. There was no BJ that evening.
Another time, the same guy rented a hotel auditorium to do a hypnotism show. Only one customer showed up. He tried to finagle her into staying by telling her fibs until she took off terrified.
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When I met his mother
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I was the worst date for a lota of wimmin
does this count???
does this count???
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BOBANBOBAN: I was the worst date for a lota of wimmin
does this count???
does this count???
What did you do to them?
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Witchaywoman: What did you do to them?
He probably sat up in bed in that pic we see
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Witchaywoman: What did you do to them?
Well lets just say
i really have to leave the country for the rest of my life
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