The Bunny and the Snake... ( Archived) (9)

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny
trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop
right on his twitchy little nose.

"Oh please excuse me," said the bunny. "I didn't mean
to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."

"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To
be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you,
but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the
way, what kind of animal are you?"

"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm
blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could
examine me and find out."

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said,
"Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long
silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear
twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!"

The bunny said, "I can't thank you enough. But by the
way, what kind of animal are you?"

The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the
bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was
finished, the snake asked, "Well, what kind of an
animal am I?"

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied,
"You're cold, you're slippery, got a forked tongue, and you haven't got any balls...

























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