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Mar 17, 2008 10:24 PM CST thought you would like this !!!
farley13
farley13farley13GLASGOW, UK47 Threads 433 Posts
Women can talk longer with less effort than can men. That has been proved repeatedly. Why? Because the vocal cords of women are shorter than those of men and so release less air through them to carry the sound. It's all a matter of breathing.

Man is the only animal who'll eat with an enemy.

Studies by Dr. Karl F. Robinson of Northwestern University reportedly prove that men change their minds two or three times more often than do women.

Ladies in nudist camps tend to use more makeup than ladies elsewhere.

When a man buys flowers, if ever, he tends to pick red. A woman, though, is inclined to go for pink, or blue, or whatever off-hue is at hand.

It's commonly believed a man picks out a wife who reminds him of his mother while a woman picks out a husband who reminds her of her father. But that's not right. Recent research indicates both the man and the woman are most influenced in their selection of matrimonial mates by their mothers. If a woman regards her mother as stern, she's likely to go for a stern husband. If she thinks of her mother as gentle, she looks for a gentle husband.

It's reported that more than 10,000 marriages a year now are directly traceable to romances which begin during coffee breaks.

The longest kiss listed in the Guinness Book of World Records lasted an incredible 417 hours.

The German language contains 30 words that refer to the act of kissing. There is even a word, Nachkuss, for all the kisses that haven't yet been named.

* 2 out of 5 have married their first love.
* Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.
* 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
* 6% propose over the phone. (And what percent said yes?)

Ladies, romance statisticians have calculated that the odds run 70 to one that you won't marry any of the boys in the office where you work. About 100 to one you won't marry your boss, and 1700 to one that you won't marry your doctor.

Whether women actually need more sleep than do men is not the point. The point is they take more sleep- ordinarily, an average of 52 minutes more during each 24 hours- according to a recent survey.

Women's hemlines go up as the economy gets better. They stay put when nothing happens in commerce. They go down when business drops off. Questions is why. Nobody knows why, evidently, but the record indicates the pattern dates back more than 65 years.

Honeymoon - The word first appears in the 16th century. The honey is a reference to the sweetness of a new marriage. And the moon is not a reference to the lunar-based month, but rather a bitter acknowledgment that this sweetness, like a full moon, would quickly fade.

The primary ambition of a Zulu's wife is to help her husband acquire sufficient means to buy another wife... so they can split the chores.

In men the hypothalamus (small organ near the brain stem) is larger than in most women. When provoked, the hypothalamus heightens ng to a recent survey.

Florida law forbids a housewife there to break more than three dishes a day.

Harvard University studies show that, when domestic differences arise, it's usually the spouse who does the most talking who gets his (or her) way.

A two-year study conducted at Stanford University demonstrated that, other factors being equal, women are as much as 50 percent more proficient than men in solving complicated problems.

Psychological studies show conclusively that, while emergencies tend to upset a woman more, in a real crisis she is likely to remain calmer than the average male.

Experts insist that the average person falls in love seven times before marriage.

Marital quarrels hit their peak in July. If you've kept notes on your spouse's temper-or yours-they'll confirm it. July is also tops for riots, criminal violence and hasty legislation. Oppressive heat and consequent loss of temper control are the causes.
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Mar 17, 2008 10:49 PM CST thought you would like this !!!
Skeptikos
SkeptikosSkeptikosGreenville, South Carolina USA19 Threads 745 Posts
farley13: Women can talk longer with less effort than can men. That has been proved repeatedly. Why? Because the vocal cords of women are shorter than those of men and so release less air through them to carry the sound. It's all a matter of breathing.

Man is the only animal who'll eat with an enemy.

Studies by Dr. Karl F. Robinson of Northwestern University reportedly prove that men change their minds two or three times more often than do women.

Ladies in nudist camps tend to use more makeup than ladies elsewhere.

When a man buys flowers, if ever, he tends to pick red. A woman, though, is inclined to go for pink, or blue, or whatever off-hue is at hand.

It's commonly believed a man picks out a wife who reminds him of his mother while a woman picks out a husband who reminds her of her father. But that's not right. Recent research indicates both the man and the woman are most influenced in their selection of matrimonial mates by their mothers. If a woman regards her mother as stern, she's likely to go for a stern husband. If she thinks of her mother as gentle, she looks for a gentle husband.

It's reported that more than 10,000 marriages a year now are directly traceable to romances which begin during coffee breaks.

The longest kiss listed in the Guinness Book of World Records lasted an incredible 417 hours.

The German language contains 30 words that refer to the act of kissing. There is even a word, Nachkuss, for all the kisses that haven't yet been named.

* 2 out of 5 have married their first love.
* Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.
* 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
* 6% propose over the phone. (And what percent said yes?)

Ladies, romance statisticians have calculated that the odds run 70 to one that you won't marry any of the boys in the office where you work. About 100 to one you won't marry your boss, and 1700 to one that you won't marry your doctor.

Whether women actually need more sleep than do men is not the point. The point is they take more sleep- ordinarily, an average of 52 minutes more during each 24 hours- according to a recent survey.

Women's hemlines go up as the economy gets better. They stay put when nothing happens in commerce. They go down when business drops off. Questions is why. Nobody knows why, evidently, but the record indicates the pattern dates back more than 65 years.

Honeymoon - The word first appears in the 16th century. The honey is a reference to the sweetness of a new marriage. And the moon is not a reference to the lunar-based month, but rather a bitter acknowledgment that this sweetness, like a full moon, would quickly fade.

The primary ambition of a Zulu's wife is to help her husband acquire sufficient means to buy another wife... so they can split the chores.

In men the hypothalamus (small organ near the brain stem) is larger than in most women. When provoked, the hypothalamus heightens ng to a recent survey.


Harvard University studies show that, when domestic differences arise, it's usually the spouse who does the most talking who gets his (or her) way.

A two-year study conducted at Stanford University demonstrated that, other factors being equal, women are as much as 50 percent more proficient than men in solving complicated problems.

Psychological studies show conclusively that, while emergencies tend to upset a woman more, in a real crisis she is likely to remain calmer than the average male.

Experts insist that the average person falls in love seven times before marriage.

Marital quarrels hit their peak in July. If you've kept notes on your spouse's temper-or yours-they'll confirm it. July is also tops for riots, criminal violence and hasty legislation. Oppressive heat and consequent loss of temper control are the causes.




Farley, thank you for some of the most thought-provoking stats I've ever seen!
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Mar 17, 2008 10:53 PM CST thought you would like this !!!
farley13
farley13farley13GLASGOW, UK47 Threads 433 Posts
ok if your not being sarcastic then thankyou lol im a little out of sorts today laugh
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Mar 17, 2008 11:02 PM CST thought you would like this !!!
kt7777
kt7777kt7777eastover, South Carolina USA11 Threads 1 Polls 985 Posts
farley13: Women can talk longer with less effort than can men. That has been proved repeatedly. Why? Because the vocal cords of women are shorter than those of men and so release less air through them to carry the sound. It's all a matter of breathing.

Man is the only animal who'll eat with an enemy.

Studies by Dr. Karl F. Robinson of Northwestern University reportedly prove that men change their minds two or three times more often than do women.

Ladies in nudist camps tend to use more makeup than ladies elsewhere.

When a man buys flowers, if ever, he tends to pick red. A woman, though, is inclined to go for pink, or blue, or whatever off-hue is at hand.

It's commonly believed a man picks out a wife who reminds him of his mother while a woman picks out a husband who reminds her of her father. But that's not right. Recent research indicates both the man and the woman are most influenced in their selection of matrimonial mates by their mothers. If a woman regards her mother as stern, she's likely to go for a stern husband. If she thinks of her mother as gentle, she looks for a gentle husband.

It's reported that more than 10,000 marriages a year now are directly traceable to romances which begin during coffee breaks.

The longest kiss listed in the Guinness Book of World Records lasted an incredible 417 hours.

The German language contains 30 words that refer to the act of kissing. There is even a word, Nachkuss, for all the kisses that haven't yet been named.

* 2 out of 5 have married their first love.
* Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.
* 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
* 6% propose over the phone. (And what percent said yes?)

Ladies, romance statisticians have calculated that the odds run 70 to one that you won't marry any of the boys in the office where you work. About 100 to one you won't marry your boss, and 1700 to one that you won't marry your doctor.

Whether women actually need more sleep than do men is not the point. The point is they take more sleep- ordinarily, an average of 52 minutes more during each 24 hours- according to a recent survey.

Women's hemlines go up as the economy gets better. They stay put when nothing happens in commerce. They go down when business drops off. Questions is why. Nobody knows why, evidently, but the record indicates the pattern dates back more than 65 years.

Honeymoon - The word first appears in the 16th century. The honey is a reference to the sweetness of a new marriage. And the moon is not a reference to the lunar-based month, but rather a bitter acknowledgment that this sweetness, like a full moon, would quickly fade.

The primary ambition of a Zulu's wife is to help her husband acquire sufficient means to buy another wife... so they can split the chores.

In men the hypothalamus (small organ near the brain stem) is larger than in most women. When provoked, the hypothalamus heightens ng to a recent survey.

Florida law forbids a housewife there to break more than three dishes a day.

Harvard University studies show that, when domestic differences arise, it's usually the spouse who does the most talking who gets his (or her) way.

A two-year study conducted at Stanford University demonstrated that, other factors being equal, women are as much as 50 percent more proficient than men in solving complicated problems.

Psychological studies show conclusively that, while emergencies tend to upset a woman more, in a real crisis she is likely to remain calmer than the average male.

Experts insist that the average person falls in love seven times before marriage.

Marital quarrels hit their peak in July. If you've kept notes on your spouse's temper-or yours-they'll confirm it. July is also tops for riots, criminal violence and hasty legislation. Oppressive heat and consequent loss of temper control are the causes.
that is very interesting Farleyprofessor
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Mar 17, 2008 11:07 PM CST thought you would like this !!!
farley13
farley13farley13GLASGOW, UK47 Threads 433 Posts
kt7777: that is very interesting Farley



isnt it kt ?lmao rolling on the floor laughing angel lips
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Mar 17, 2008 11:13 PM CST thought you would like this !!!
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
I'm gonna start hanging out in the cafe more often. Maybe a part time job at Starbucks.
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Mar 17, 2008 11:14 PM CST thought you would like this !!!
kt7777
kt7777kt7777eastover, South Carolina USA11 Threads 1 Polls 985 Posts
farley13: isnt it kt ?lmao
hug cheers bouquet
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Mar 17, 2008 11:19 PM CST thought you would like this !!!
acausey07
acausey07acausey07somewhere, South Carolina USA14 Threads 3 Polls 760 Posts
The longest kiss 417 hoursjaw drop


There lips and jaw must have been awful sore.. Man that is unbelievable i cant get my jaw off the floor

very interesting info
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Mar 17, 2008 11:26 PM CST thought you would like this !!!
farley13
farley13farley13GLASGOW, UK47 Threads 433 Posts
acausey07: The longest kiss 417 hours There lips and jaw must have been awful sore.. Man that is unbelievable i cant get my jaw off the floor

very interesting info



u know the 1 thing i thot of with that 1 ,imagine the bad breath ? i mean they couldnt stop 2 brush their teeth ,yuck laugh
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Mar 17, 2008 11:31 PM CST thought you would like this !!!
acausey07
acausey07acausey07somewhere, South Carolina USA14 Threads 3 Polls 760 Posts
farley13: u know the 1 thing i thot of with that 1 ,imagine the bad breath ? i mean they couldnt stop 2 brush their teeth ,yuck


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I didnt even think about that one haha


All i could keep thinking about was the longest i lasted was like an hour and talk about lock jaw hahaha


and not sleeping on top of that man sleep deprivation,,, bad breath,,,, lock jaw it all boils down to one sloppy,, nasty kiss lol
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Mar 17, 2008 11:32 PM CST thought you would like this !!!
farley13
farley13farley13GLASGOW, UK47 Threads 433 Posts
KrazieStill: Damn, didn't think of that. Oh well, there's always DK.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 18, 2008 12:09 AM CST thought you would like this !!!
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
As soon as I seen the word "Psychological" I knew it had something to do with Woman.
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Mar 18, 2008 12:18 AM CST thought you would like this !!!
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA36 Threads 3 Polls 4,493 Posts
farley13: Whether women actually need more sleep than do men is not the point. The point is they take more sleep- ordinarily, an average of 52 minutes more during each 24 hours- according to a recent survey.


If men had a period, they'd sleep more, too.

farley13: Women's hemlines go up as the economy gets better. They stay put when nothing happens in commerce. They go down when business drops off. Questions is why. Nobody knows why, evidently, but the record indicates the pattern dates back more than 65 years.


Want to see a man spend more money?
Show leg. *poof... instant economic stabilization.
laugh

farley13: Psychological studies show conclusively that, while emergencies tend to upset a woman more, in a real crisis she is likely to remain calmer than the average male.


Mulitasking rules.





tongue
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