Reason to stop drinking (24)
crickets chirping as no one wants to admit that they don't get it
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desmond: A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in
Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she
pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here
will buy this lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the
end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his money down on the counter
and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned
to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy this lady a
drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Murphy,
it's absolutely your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but
why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she
pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here
will buy this lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the
end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his money down on the counter
and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned
to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy this lady a
drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Murphy,
it's absolutely your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but
why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
Thats a picture I dont even want in my mind sober!!!
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Crickets chirping as I was waiting for the punch line. 
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Crickets chirping as I was waiting for the punch line.
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alabamabebe: Crickets chirping as I was waiting for the punch line.
I thought it was just me...
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I've heard this one before, don't remember the punch line, but I know there was one.
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You mean it's an incomplete joke?
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diogenes: You mean it's an incomplete joke?
No, it's very much complete.
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I am a warped man because I think I get this joke. A little sick but picture if you will a balerina raising her leg high into the air (Woman raises her arm and points at the bar) and her coverings slip.
Just my .02
Just my .02
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Sparky55: I am a warped man because I think I get this joke. A little sick but picture if you will a balerina raising her leg high into the air (Woman raises her arm and points at the bar) and her coverings slip.
Just my .02
Just my .02
It tells very clearly that the guy has drank way toooo much!
time to quit!
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Sparky55: I am a warped man because I think I get this joke. A little sick but picture if you will a balerina raising her leg high into the air (Woman raises her arm and points at the bar) and her coverings slip.
Just my .02
Just my .02
Oh... thanks... I feel stupid now...
Now I can laugh...
Once I had it explained, it was quite funny!
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rasgumby: It tells very clearly that the guy has drank way toooo much!
time to quit!
time to quit!
After your picture for me I stop drinking
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oslojente: Oh... thanks... I feel stupid now...Now I can laugh...
Once I had it explained, it was quite funny!
Once I had it explained, it was quite funny!
You are never stupid sweetie to me you are always beautiful
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Sparky55: I am a warped man because I think I get this joke. A little sick but picture if you will a balerina raising her leg high into the air (Woman raises her arm and points at the bar) and her coverings slip.
Just my .02
Just my .02
you are not alone, I just didn't feel like explaining it...
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prncss4someone: you are not alone, I just didn't feel like explaining it...
ditto
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prncss4someone: you are not alone, I just didn't feel like explaining it...
Yes, if I had to eat anytime soon I may not have.
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Sparky55: Yes, if I had to eat anytime soon I may not have.
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desmond: You are never stupid sweetie to me you are always beautiful
Awwww, thanks...
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Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she
pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here
will buy this lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the
end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his money down on the counter
and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned
to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy this lady a
drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Murphy,
it's absolutely your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but
why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"