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Mar 20, 2008 7:33 AM CST Thoughts on Life
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
The 2 most common elements in the universe are
hydrogen and stupidity.

Money can't buy happiness... But it sure makes misery
easier to live with...

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a
bad check.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.


It has recently been discovered that research causes
cancer in rats.

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget
your book.

The trouble with doing something right the first time
is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to
serve as a warning to others.

Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

The average woman would rather have beauty than
brains, because the average man can see better than
he can think.

Paranoids are people, too; they have their own
problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody
hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell
and make you feel happy to be on your way.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by
moving from where you left them to where you can't
find them.

Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that
hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.



thanks to harleylvr.
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Mar 20, 2008 7:35 AM CST Thoughts on Life
foreveryoung1
foreveryoung1foreveryoung1cartagena, Murcia Spain2 Threads 1 Polls 2,984 Posts
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by
moving from where you left them to where you can't
find them.


yes, always have this problem
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Mar 20, 2008 7:36 AM CST Thoughts on Life
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan48 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing So true they're almost scarey
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Mar 20, 2008 7:39 AM CST Thoughts on Life
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
In response to: The trouble with doing something right the first time
is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.


If I had learned this one i 'coulda been rich'! rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 20, 2008 7:44 AM CST Thoughts on Life
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
In response to: It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to
serve as a warning to others.



doh Now I know why rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 20, 2008 7:52 AM CST Thoughts on Life
Manolito
ManolitoManolitoa strfilled galaxy far faraway, Greater London, England UK19 Threads 1 Polls 1,611 Posts
The average woman would rather have beauty than
brains, because the average man can see better than
he can think


That works both ways; and isnt it a bit sad? moping


what's good with jokes is that they provide a very convinient way of laying down simple truths that we'd be scared to openly admit otherwise...
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Mar 20, 2008 7:57 AM CST Thoughts on Life
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. "




I resemble that remark! laugh sigh
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Mar 20, 2008 8:24 AM CST Thoughts on Life
Larrym442
Larrym442Larrym442Staint Johnsbury, Vermont USA8 Threads 23 Posts
Hey its me againprofessor I'm back with some more stuff. Well let me tell it like it is lady's.I had a woman write me the other day,and she said, she read some of the thing's i wrote in the forms,and she didn't want to write me anymore.!! Hey girl read thid than, If the truth hurts and don't write me, if you are what i write about you need to get your head put on right,it's women like you that make's it hard for the real good women out their. So, get you life in order before you judge me,and just maybe you find yourself a good man,stop the BS, and judging others for what they believe in. grin Have a nice day Somewhere in NH.peace
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Mar 20, 2008 11:58 AM CST Thoughts on Life
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
Research causes cancer in rats?

huh?

So, where are these scientist rats, then?

And do they wear white coats, or, neigh? Oh wait, that's in relation to the unicorn.

I think I'm experiencing Paul's law, or maybe it's his brother.

Dave's law: Never stop laughing, because if you do, the giraffes will get you...*snarfle*
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Mar 20, 2008 3:33 PM CST Thoughts on Life
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 20, 2008 3:33 PM CST Thoughts on Life
Ulimaroa
UlimaroaUlimaroaCologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany121 Threads 38 Polls 5,629 Posts
thumbs up
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Mar 20, 2008 3:45 PM CST Thoughts on Life
lorraine
lorrainelorraineDublin, Ireland104 Threads 2,717 Posts
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own
problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody
hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.

thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Yes my preciousrolling on the floor laughing
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