The Perfect Husband (16)
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where do i sign up for a hubby like that?????
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ok where is the hubby shop that has that model i need me one
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And here I didn't think there was one!!!!!!!
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Definitely a So Cal moment...------ This thread is Archived ------
A good husband never cheats on his wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gtbulldog: A good husband never cheats on his wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is something in my book of laws!!!!!!------ This thread is Archived ------
gtbulldog: That is something in my book of laws!!!!!!
I rather die then cheat on my woman that I love!!!!!------ This thread is Archived ------
That's a very cute joke. I'll sign up for a hubby like that! 
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gtbulldog: I rather die then cheat on my woman that I love!!!!!
I am sorry but that is the way I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!------ This thread is Archived ------
gtbulldog: I am sorry but that is the way I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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StarliteFantazy: where do i sign up for a hubby like that?????
Babydoll3000: ok where is the hubby shop that has that model i need me one
And here I didn't think there was one!!!!!!!
can you afford a husband like that?
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can you afford a husband like that?
Yes
Yes
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A cell phone on a bench close by begins to ring with a deafening and highly irritating Rap Tune. Someone screams, "Turn that thing off before I throw it in the shower room!"
The man nearest to the phone reaches over. He engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello?"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes, I am."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models for next year. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They've come down $10,000 and now they are asking $950,000. What do you think, should we make them an offer?"
MAN: "Absolutely. Go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $940,000 so they will know we are serious buyers."
WOMAN: "OK, Honey! Now you're talking! I can't wait to see you later! Look for me upstairs and don't be long! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then the man smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"