the lonesome farmer (3)
1oneman: a ventriloquist was walkin along a country road when he met a farmer
goodday he says
good day says the farmer
is that your dog
yes said the farmer
can i talk with him
dogs cant talk said the farmer
oh yes they can said the ventriloquist
hello spot how are you?
i am well replied the dog
and how does your master treat you?
he treats me very well the dog replied
i never knew that a dog could talk said the farmer
all animals can talk replied the ventriloquist
is that your horse in the field there
yes it is replied the farmer
hello horse said the ventrilouist how are you
i am well replied the horse
and how do your master treat you
he treats me very well the horse replied
the farmer is amazed
are those your sheep asked the ventriloquest
yes said the farmer
hello sheep said the ventriloquest
the farmer interupts him......
....before you say any more....
....them sheep tells lies
goodday he says
good day says the farmer
is that your dog
yes said the farmer
can i talk with him
dogs cant talk said the farmer
oh yes they can said the ventriloquist
hello spot how are you?
i am well replied the dog
and how does your master treat you?
he treats me very well the dog replied
i never knew that a dog could talk said the farmer
all animals can talk replied the ventriloquist
is that your horse in the field there
yes it is replied the farmer
hello horse said the ventrilouist how are you
i am well replied the horse
and how do your master treat you
he treats me very well the horse replied
the farmer is amazed
are those your sheep asked the ventriloquest
yes said the farmer
hello sheep said the ventriloquest
the farmer interupts him......
....before you say any more....
....them sheep tells lies
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goodday he says
good day says the farmer
is that your dog
yes said the farmer
can i talk with him
dogs cant talk said the farmer
oh yes they can said the ventriloquist
hello spot how are you?
i am well replied the dog
and how does your master treat you?
he treats me very well the dog replied
i never knew that a dog could talk said the farmer
all animals can talk replied the ventriloquist
is that your horse in the field there
yes it is replied the farmer
hello horse said the ventrilouist how are you
i am well replied the horse
and how do your master treat you
he treats me very well the horse replied
the farmer is amazed
are those your sheep asked the ventriloquest
yes said the farmer
hello sheep said the ventriloquest
the farmer interupts him......
....before you say any more....
....them sheep tells lies