The Big Hole ( Archived) (2)

Two rednecks are out hunting and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter said "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says, "I dunno know. let's throw something down and listen and see how long it take to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "There that old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

So they drag the old transmission over and count, one, two, three, and throw it in the hole.

The are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, at the same time looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say boys," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here somewhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped into this here hole!"

The old farmer says, "That's impossible, I had him chained to an old transmission."