Hello Ladies I don't want to start a war - BUT I have just thought of an alternative profile.
Having scanned the profiles of nice looking ladies I would like to know and matched with most if not all the ticks apart from age and height - (as if it matters given Bernie Ecclestone and his beauties - OK OK - I know - It's his billions :-)
I would now like to discover how flexible are the CS ladies in their 50's who state an upper age of 65 and a height limit, both of which exclude a solar panelled (bald but intelligent) practical, solvent, hands on but old (allegedly) sod (70) 5'7" tall or short (dependent on how you view it ;-) with all working facilities in tact.
Not deaf dumb blind or stupid, has his own workshop and modified electric bikes that we can both go out on. (Details can be supplied to those who want my e mail address)
Also has a diverse sense of humour ranging from the embarrasingly irreverent and outrageous to that of a 12 year old innocent.
Not a slosh head, can't dance even being an ex part time pro Jazz & Big Band drummer, but owns his bungalow and large garden for a lady to play with if interested, plus a good well equipped kitchen waiting for an intelligent oven/grill operator.
It's near to the sea for swimmin wimmin and we've even got shops for retail therapy - Have car, can travel, meet at the local railway station or from the regular daily buses from London (Victoria) and will accommodate a nice intelligent lady, given the chance.
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I don't want to start a war - BUT I have just thought of an alternative profile.
Having scanned the profiles of nice looking ladies I would like to know and matched with most if not all the ticks apart from age and height - (as if it matters given Bernie Ecclestone and his beauties - OK OK - I know - It's his billions :-)
I would now like to discover how flexible are the CS ladies in their 50's who state an upper age of 65 and a height limit, both of which exclude a solar panelled (bald but intelligent) practical, solvent, hands on but old (allegedly) sod (70) 5'7" tall or short (dependent on how you view it ;-) with all working facilities in tact.
Not deaf dumb blind or stupid, has his own workshop and modified electric bikes that we can both go out on. (Details can be supplied to those who want my e mail address)
Also has a diverse sense of humour ranging from the embarrasingly irreverent and outrageous to that of a 12 year old innocent.
Not a slosh head, can't dance even being an ex part time pro Jazz & Big Band drummer, but owns his bungalow and large garden for a lady to play with if interested, plus a good well equipped kitchen waiting for an intelligent oven/grill operator.
It's near to the sea for swimmin wimmin and we've even got shops for retail therapy - Have car, can travel, meet at the local railway station or from the regular daily buses from London (Victoria) and will accommodate a nice intelligent lady, given the chance.
Serious enquiries in private please :-)
Cheers 2 all from Me @ Broadstairs Kent