I (sniff) have been accused of (sniffle...) crimes against (sniff) humanity....a few have put words in my mouth (sniffle..) actually accusing me of being good (sniff) friends with them, sharing our lives when I have hardly (sniff...) had any contact (anyone got a kleenex ) with them...they (sniff...) accused me of having interest in who they had interest in, accusing me of actually seeing (sniff) them when I haven't even interacted with those persons in question....(anyone got a bath towel? ) I have, (sniff) for the most part (sniffle) held my tongue, which ( ) at times can be sharp (sniffle) as a razor.....(anyone got a sheet?)....If this goes on (sniffle...) I may need a rawhide to chew (sniffle, anyone got a bedspread?)on or I will simply (sniffle) explode into flames....you guys are (sniffle) just plain insensi (sniff) tive.....but, Iah, Iah, (sniffle) forgive you
Hugz_n_Kissez: Well... Well.... ...I can't get it out....(honk in the kleenex).... Ya know I'm just this old jealous maid... ....who...(deep breath)... Can just never get enough attention... ...(sniffle...sniffle..snifle)....I I I I I I I I....Dunno anymore.... ...My selfestem has taken a deep plunge.... ...(honk into to the kleenex)....and and and and and.....I just think I need some LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...... (sob...sob...sob)....
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around now a days....all I ask is that you make your story believable, so that we can all have a good cry
and then a good laugh....