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Apr 2, 2008 7:13 AM CST Somebody said....
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve
as a warning to others.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me.

What if, at this very moment, you are living up to
your full potential?

Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and
nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the
sides and clap as they go by.

Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot
of walls.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that
when you leave.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until
caught. Then lie.

If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.

Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening,
isn't it?

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your
style.

This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.


I do not have attribution for the quotes themselves, but thanks to harleylvr for the jokes as usual.

They gave me a few chuckles.


wave conversing
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Apr 2, 2008 7:25 AM CST Somebody said....
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me."


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

that has cracked me up grin
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Apr 2, 2008 1:02 PM CST Somebody said....
DogMaI
DogMaIDogMaISartell, Minnesota USA17 Threads 1 Polls 2,729 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing good onesthumbs up I've got this feeling failure is my stylelaugh
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Apr 2, 2008 1:04 PM CST Somebody said....
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
hahaha Nice one Bajan thumbs up applause


wave hug
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Apr 2, 2008 5:39 PM CST Somebody said....
EternalStudent
EternalStudentEternalStudentMorgan Hill, California USA3 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing good ones!
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Apr 2, 2008 5:42 PM CST Somebody said....
oslojente
oslojenteoslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway23 Threads 2 Polls 1,532 Posts
Great ones!!!thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 9, 2008 6:51 PM CST Somebody said....
"If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until
caught. Then lie."

MUHAHAHA! rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 9, 2008 6:55 PM CST Somebody said....
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
Good stuff Bajan. I thought you'd written a poem and posted it in the wrong one. My bad. Thanks for the laughs.

laugh wave
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Apr 9, 2008 6:58 PM CST Somebody said....
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
KrazieStill: Good stuff Bajan. I thought you'd written a poem and posted it in the wrong one. My bad. Thanks for the laughs.


I make occasional excursions into humour, anything that makes me laugh aloud spontaneously I share.wave

I once posted jokes in the poetry forum....blushing
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Apr 9, 2008 6:59 PM CST Somebody said....
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
bajanblue: I make occasional excursions into humour, anything that makes me laugh aloud spontaneously I share.

I once posted jokes in the poetry forum....


It's great. Too funny. teddybear
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Apr 9, 2008 7:04 PM CST Somebody said....
rescuemepleez
rescuemepleezrescuemepleezclydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK9 Threads 459 Posts
Thanks for the laugh.R.
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Jun 27, 2008 1:02 PM CST Somebody said....
preciousjene1
preciousjene1preciousjene1HEMET, California USA3 Posts
bajanblue: It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve
as a warning to others.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me.

What if, at this very moment, you are living up to
your full potential?

Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and
nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the
sides and clap as they go by.

Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot
of walls.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that
when you leave.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until
caught. Then lie.

If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.

Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening,
isn't it?

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your
style.

This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.I do not have attribution for the quotes themselves, but thanks to harleylvr for the jokes as usual.

They gave me a few chuckles.
lips
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Jun 27, 2008 1:07 PM CST Somebody said....
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
bajanblue: It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve
as a warning to others.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me.

What if, at this very moment, you are living up to
your full potential?

Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and
nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the
sides and clap as they go by.

Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot
of walls.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that
when you leave.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat unti
caught. Then lie.

If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.

Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening,
isn't it?

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your
style.

This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.I do not have attribution for the quotes themselves, but thanks to harleylvr for the jokes as usual.

They gave me a few chuckles.





rolling on the floor laughing nice ones Dorthumbs up
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Jun 27, 2008 2:10 PM CST Somebody said....
wolfpack
wolfpackwolfpackpost falls, Idaho USA8 Threads 770 Posts
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 27, 2008 2:19 PM CST Somebody said....
darlynda
darlyndadarlyndatazewell, Tennessee USA49 Threads 4 Polls 1,093 Posts
these are so good.......thank you
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Jun 27, 2008 2:28 PM CST Somebody said....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot
of walls.



This would be me!!!!!!!!!!!!


roll eyes uh oh laugh ...Good ones Dor.....wink hug teddybear hug
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Jun 27, 2008 2:44 PM CST Somebody said....
BnaturAl
BnaturAlBnaturAlSarnia, Ontario Canada107 Threads 7 Polls 6,811 Posts
wine laugh
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Jun 27, 2008 4:47 PM CST Somebody said....
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
"What if, at this very moment, you are living up to
your full potential?"


That's deepblues
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