bajanblue: It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential?
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.
Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.I do not have attribution for the quotes themselves, but thanks to harleylvr for the jokes as usual.
PILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK4,804 posts
bajanblue: It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential?
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat unti caught. Then lie.
If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.
Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.I do not have attribution for the quotes themselves, but thanks to harleylvr for the jokes as usual.
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as a warning to others.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me.
What if, at this very moment, you are living up to
your full potential?
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and
nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the
sides and clap as they go by.
Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot
of walls.
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that
when you leave.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until
caught. Then lie.
If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.
Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening,
isn't it?
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your
style.
This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.
I do not have attribution for the quotes themselves, but thanks to harleylvr for the jokes as usual.
They gave me a few chuckles.