No picture of Elley, let's guess..... (117)
dragonfly88Valencia, Spain25 Threads 2 Polls 3,135 Postswhat does he look like?
dragonfly88: what does he look like?
Oh, lets see ....... He is of medium height, between 5ft 6in and 5ft 11in. Has brown hair, worn conventional respectable length... no ponytail. Nice eyes, a few frown lines, probably some laughter lines around his eyes and mouth. Fair complexion. Definitely not Chinese/Japanese. Probably slightly stooped shoulders, from all his cares and worries he used to have..... but always has a cheerful remark to others.
Or else, he is about 4ft 2in tall, very very fat, completely bald, has slanting oriental eyes and yellow skin tone.
Or else, about 6ft tall, very very dark Arabic looks, flashing white teeth, and sardonic grin. Incredibly good looking, and this is the reason he doesnt post a photo, because he is too busy to entertain all the women who would be chasing him.
smoky: Oh, lets see ....... He is of medium height, between 5ft 6in and 5ft 11in. Has brown hair, worn conventional respectable length... no ponytail. Nice eyes, a few frown lines, probably some laughter lines around his eyes and mouth. Fair complexion. Definitely not Chinese/Japanese. Probably slightly stooped shoulders, from all his cares and worries he used to have..... but always has a cheerful remark to others.
Or else, he is about 4ft 2in tall, very very fat, completely bald, has slanting oriental eyes and yellow skin tone.
Or else, about 6ft tall, very very dark Arabic looks, flashing white teeth, and sardonic grin. Incredibly good looking, and this is the reason he doesnt post a photo, because he is too busy to entertain all the women who would be chasing him.
Or else, he is about 4ft 2in tall, very very fat, completely bald, has slanting oriental eyes and yellow skin tone.
Or else, about 6ft tall, very very dark Arabic looks, flashing white teeth, and sardonic grin. Incredibly good looking, and this is the reason he doesnt post a photo, because he is too busy to entertain all the women who would be chasing him.
I would say 5ft 9inches, red thinning hair in a comb over style from the left ear, 13stone, very fair comlpexion with freckles, large blue eyes, broad shoulders and size 10feet, wearing a tweed jacket and brown corderoys and a lemon coloured shirt
cathy61: I would say 5ft 9inches, red thinning hair in a comb over style from the left ear, 13stone, very fair comlpexion with freckles, large blue eyes, broad shoulders and size 10feet, wearing a tweed jacket and brown corderoys and a lemon coloured shirt
You mean one of those hairstyles when there is no more hair on the top so he grows the hair on one side very very long and combs it over to the other side? I luuuurrrrve that hairstyle .... in the wind .... when it stands up straight on one side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like ... Who do ya think ya foolin`?
dragonfly88: what does he look like?
Probably looks like a married man, stooped shoulders from money worries and depressed Jacko50: Probably looks like a married man, stooped shoulders from money worries and depressed
naahhhh,
he's got rastas, bushy eyebrows and a beard that goes all the way to his kenees. long legs and short body, broad shoulders and small hands. nose is probably whtich style
I don't know
sorry Elley, I shouldn't have done this I only realised that I shouldn't have after I left home (I remembred we're not supposed to use names on threads)
I bet you're good looking and anyway looks don't matter, do they?
ok... ok... they matter, but only to a point.
I remember Smoky telling us about her sister in law I think it was, she thought she was plain but her husband didn't think so.
smoky: You mean one of those hairstyles when there is no more hair on the top so he grows the hair on one side very very long and combs it over to the other side? I luuuurrrrve that hairstyle .... in the wind .... when it stands up straight on one side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like ... Who do ya think ya foolin`?
Why don,t they shave it all off, seems to be the fashionAhem.....
six foot two,hazel eyes,average build (towards the thin side) not particularly muscular,used to be shaven (head and beard) slightly tanned complexion, not too many worry lines,in fact surprisingly few (mums genes). Tend to come across as rather serious, which I,m not.
Not drop dead ugly nor handsome. Just a normal average person, nothing really that special to write home about (and no this is not false modesty fishing for compliments). Mano, Jacko, Hoots, Conrad (but not Rusty) and the rest of the guys here are far better looking for sure.
Anyway, I am going to post a photo cause all this attention is a little
.
Dragonfly, don,t be sorry, it,s really no big deal. Some of the rest of your comments are truly hilarious. Thankyou all for such undeserved attention.
six foot two,hazel eyes,average build (towards the thin side) not particularly muscular,used to be shaven (head and beard) slightly tanned complexion, not too many worry lines,in fact surprisingly few (mums genes). Tend to come across as rather serious, which I,m not.
Not drop dead ugly nor handsome. Just a normal average person, nothing really that special to write home about (and no this is not false modesty fishing for compliments). Mano, Jacko, Hoots, Conrad (but not Rusty) and the rest of the guys here are far better looking for sure.
Anyway, I am going to post a photo cause all this attention is a little
.Dragonfly, don,t be sorry, it,s really no big deal. Some of the rest of your comments are truly hilarious. Thankyou all for such undeserved attention.
smoky: Oh, lets see ....... He is of medium height, between 5ft 6in and 5ft 11in. Has brown hair, worn conventional respectable length... no ponytail. Nice eyes, a few frown lines, probably some laughter lines around his eyes and mouth. Fair complexion. Definitely not Chinese/Japanese. Probably slightly stooped shoulders, from all his cares and worries he used to have..... but always has a cheerful remark to others.
Or else, he is about 4ft 2in tall, very very fat, completely bald, has slanting oriental eyes and yellow skin tone.
Or else, about 6ft tall, very very dark Arabic looks, flashing white teeth, and sardonic grin. Incredibly good looking, and this is the reason he doesnt post a photo, because he is too busy to entertain all the women who would be chasing him.
Or else, he is about 4ft 2in tall, very very fat, completely bald, has slanting oriental eyes and yellow skin tone.
Or else, about 6ft tall, very very dark Arabic looks, flashing white teeth, and sardonic grin. Incredibly good looking, and this is the reason he doesnt post a photo, because he is too busy to entertain all the women who would be chasing him.
Too,too kind, your Majesty.
Elley: Ahem.....
six foot two,hazel eyes......
six foot two,hazel eyes......
Elley posted
Anyway, I am going to post a photo cause all this attention is a littleblushing.
Yes, but WHEN?
Anyway, I am going to post a photo cause all this attention is a littleblushing.
Yes, but WHEN?
Jacko50: Probably looks like a married man, stooped shoulders from money worries and depressed
Elley: Ahem.....
six foot two,hazel eyes.......
Sorry, forgot to write something again!! six foot two,hazel eyes.......
I WAS GOING TO SAY......
This is profile stuff....
I went to meet a guy on Thursday.
His profile said he was 6 foot tall.... which is nice, you opt for wearing heels and stuff.... which I did.
Turns out he's either my height (5ft 7) or I've grown to 6ft in my old age....
breezee: I'm sure you're drop-dead gorgeous.....
If you weren't we'd be tied back to back in heaven by now
If you weren't we'd be tied back to back in heaven by now
Not if you watch where you,re going and stop stepping on ducks.
Elley: Not if you watch where you,re going and stop stepping on ducks.
I can't help stepping on ducks (big feet, mine, not ducks').
But seriously, dear Elley, as you probably remember, I didn't have a picture on here until last week.
I had started feeling bad about not showing my face to people who had kept me company over the months since Christmas... they had been kind and started to feel like friends...
I remember HATING any form of pressure (direct or indirect) to show myself, though, so I won't continue.
You know you are well-loved regardless
Elley: Actually Mano,once I post a photo the queue will disappear all on its own,but be ready just in case.
Smokes,Dragonfly,Breezee,Cathy,I,m a hungry man,so there,s really no need to fight,there,s more than enough of me to go round all.
Smokes,Dragonfly,Breezee,Cathy,I,m a hungry man,so there,s really no need to fight,there,s more than enough of me to go round all.
I,m sure there is! about 20stone
Elley: Mano, I might need some help to reduce this here queue, are you game?
hahahaha!
Sure bro! I'll handle the logistics for you
I'll make sure the ladies in que are all comfartably taken care of while wating,
ya know, serve refreshments and crackers and all that
maybe even a few feet rubs, since the line is expected to be that long
what else?
Stiu! Keep the bed linen clean and even make a first rough selection for WHO gets to see the great man eventually - why need to be choosy here, cant satisfy all of 'em!
Manolito: ehem (cougghhh)!
I am the queue master young miss...
Just hold your horses for a sec, i'll have to check you out, take all appropriate mesures and benchmark them for reference...
...i should be able to place you to your rightfull place in the line once am done
I am the queue master young miss...
Just hold your horses for a sec, i'll have to check you out, take all appropriate mesures and benchmark them for reference...
...i should be able to place you to your rightfull place in the line once am done
alright, Mano,
you can be in charge of taming the queue,
I'll sit by over here and watch the cat fight, SMACK DOWN!
and while I'll wait, I'll have a coffee with Tia Maria..... now..... where's my favourite waiter?
Manolito: *puts on his full-bodied Kevlar armor+helmet and picks up his shield*
ok, now, where's that queue?
ok, now, where's that queue?
have the girls gone?
are we out of a job?
come on girls, get back in the queue, the sales are not on till June!
where's that Tia Maria?
dragonfly88: have the girls gone?
are we out of a job?
come on girls, get back in the queue, the sales are not on till June!
where's that Tia Maria?
are we out of a job?
come on girls, get back in the queue, the sales are not on till June!
where's that Tia Maria?
Noooo, you not alone. I`m sitting here waaaaaaiiiiittttiiiiinnnnngggg for Elley to reveal ALL! I wearing my dark glasses too, just in case.......
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