the voyage (39)

yes having spent hour talking to a wonderful woman. Who incidently lives in Barbados. She would like me to visit her in the tropical paradise of BARBADOS.

Being a enterprising guy i can.t afford the mega bucks to get there. So ive got a plan to build a boat. from timber i salvaged from pallets.
Ive set to like a unleashed rottweiler. . For the VOYAGE ill need assistance from caring C/S members.
Ive startedv to build the boat in my garden. bit by bit .
The voyage will entail hours at sea.

For navigation im taking my SATNAV with me .
There is a wonderful woman who takls to you in such a seductive voice.
She will either say turn right or left. . Ive modified the SATNAV to tell me if there are any icebergs enroute.

At the present time i have to terminate my posting as . ive got to get more nails for the boas construction.

When finished it will be the pride of Liverpool as i set sail down the River Mersey.
To be continued

yes a hundred nails later this boat is looking good.

ive read tales of mariners sailing around the world. and the perils they encounter. Surey this wont happen to me.
???
I MUST get to my loved one.
In the meantime ive given the boat two coat of tar. ill be ready to set sail tomorrow.

Ive just decked the boat with LAMINATE. B and Q said it wa waterproof. ??????
So tomorrow its BON VOYAGE.
My FOOD for the voyage will be. frozen Fish and chips.
The weaher forcast for tomorrow is doom and Gloom but im undaunted. All i can visualise is my beloved running across the sand to greet me when i arrive???
If it had.nt been for C/S this would.nt of happened.
Ive named the boat BLOOD VESSEL.
The only company ill have is WILSON.

I was going to ask SEABISCUI to accompany me
on this voyage but hes to busy chattin the women up.

Must make it ship shape prior to departure

Whilst i was in preparation for departure. a horrible thought came into my mind.
OMG i wont have a p/c on board or a TV. just me and WILSON.
Just endless days at sea looking at a FOOTbALL head.

Still this wonderful woman spurred me on. i could.nt getv here out of my head.
As i boarded the blood vessel my mind was checking if id prepared my self for what may happen.. Would this boat stay afloat.

Would the SATNAT lady steer me to my destination.??

How would i know id not reach some island. With failed asylum seekers who would tear me apart.

As i sailed down the river Mersey i could hear ppl shouting. AND DONT COME BACK. I knew this was a bad omen. i could see a flag.
displaying the words

I hope you drown.

Was this the farewell id imagined
?
But i could see thec Mersey Sharks swimming around the boat. nibbleing at the timbers would i be next ?????

Well come on Interflite let us hear more, or have you been already eaten by the sharks?

OMG the lady in question. . YES love im making good head way.

Even WILSON looked amazed. hes now grinning but my exploits will be revealed tomorrow . if im still alive.


Now the whole world knows who.s behind this epic voyage . good nite Darling. im on my way

hello lily xxxx xxxxxxxx . . yes i think the expression is ive been shot in the foot. .
It could be a mirage. OR the fact that ive been topping my Absinthe up with a little sea water

Or have i been SUSSED?? ?????

hello lily xxxx xxxxxxxx . . yes i think the expression is ive been shot in the foot. .
It could be a mirage. OR the fact that ive been topping my Absinthe up with a little sea water

Or have i been SUSSED?? ?????

Oh LIlyxxx,he is pulling my legs, I have known the Inter from another website, we are old friends,I am still anxious to hear how this story ends, ha ha.Like you a lot Lily, I think you are a wonderful person.