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pencilartisttuscon, Arizona USA53 Threads 492 PostsWhat do women and frying pans have in coming
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pencilartist: What do women and frying pans have in coming
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pencilartist: you have to heat them both up before you put any thing in them
Ooooo.... err!!
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Ahhhh... thank you!! I am over the shock now..... but it was very funny!!
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two
Two
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roseofsharon: Ahhhh... thank you!! I am over the shock now..... but it was very funny!!
hiw many shocks can you have in one day
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Why did the chicken cross the road....
To prove to the possum it could be done
To prove to the possum it could be done
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Mummy was giving bath to her 3 year old boy.
The boy playing with his balls asked:
- "Mom, are these my brains?"
Mom took a deep breath and answered:
-" not yet son"
The boy playing with his balls asked:
- "Mom, are these my brains?"
Mom took a deep breath and answered:
-" not yet son"
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My Private Part Died Today!
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Goldstein, 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
'Mr. Goldstein,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that..
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
But, Nurse Tracy,' replied Mr. Goldstein, ' I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.'
'Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'
You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!
'Well, he replied, 'Today's the viewing.'
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Goldstein, 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
'Mr. Goldstein,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that..
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
But, Nurse Tracy,' replied Mr. Goldstein, ' I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.'
'Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'
You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!
'Well, he replied, 'Today's the viewing.'
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