Worst thing that has happened to you.... (10)
on the way to the taxi rank from the pub I was bursting and had to nip down an alley, put my bag down and soon after caught up with my mates - got home, fumbling for keys............ no bag!! 
I had vivid images of it in that alley way as I was breaking the door in - thankfully, it wasnt all morticed (if thats what you call it) or I would never have got in.
I had vivid images of it in that alley way as I was breaking the door in - thankfully, it wasnt all morticed (if thats what you call it) or I would never have got in.
I think the worst thing that ever happened, was the last time I got really drunk.
Last year we had a party at home. The party had finished and everyone had gone home. I don't know what time it was but, some thug had set light to my wheelie bin, which was up against our garage. The wheelie bin then set light to the garage, which is attached to the house. Apparently, neighbours where banging on the front door to wake us up, they also called the fire brigade who came and put out the blaze. I was that far gone, I was completely oblivious to what was going on outside. The next day, nobody could believe I remained passed out through the whole commotion
It's one of the reason I don't drink very often. I'm not only a risk to myself, but I'm also a risk to others too
Last year we had a party at home. The party had finished and everyone had gone home. I don't know what time it was but, some thug had set light to my wheelie bin, which was up against our garage. The wheelie bin then set light to the garage, which is attached to the house. Apparently, neighbours where banging on the front door to wake us up, they also called the fire brigade who came and put out the blaze. I was that far gone, I was completely oblivious to what was going on outside. The next day, nobody could believe I remained passed out through the whole commotion
It's one of the reason I don't drink very often. I'm not only a risk to myself, but I'm also a risk to others too
xxLilyxx: I think the worst thing that ever happened, was the last time I got really drunk.
Last year we had a party at home. The party had finished and everyone had gone home. I don't know what time it was but, some thug had set light to my wheelie bin, which was up against our garage. The wheelie bin then set light to the garage, which is attached to the house. Apparently, neighbours where banging on the front door to wake us up, they also called the fire brigade who came and put out the blaze. I was that far gone, I was completely oblivious to what was going on outside. The next day, nobody could believe I remained passed out through the whole commotion
It's one of the reason I don't drink very often. I'm not only a risk to myself, but I'm also a risk to others too
Last year we had a party at home. The party had finished and everyone had gone home. I don't know what time it was but, some thug had set light to my wheelie bin, which was up against our garage. The wheelie bin then set light to the garage, which is attached to the house. Apparently, neighbours where banging on the front door to wake us up, they also called the fire brigade who came and put out the blaze. I was that far gone, I was completely oblivious to what was going on outside. The next day, nobody could believe I remained passed out through the whole commotion
It's one of the reason I don't drink very often. I'm not only a risk to myself, but I'm also a risk to others too
you forgot to tell about the gun lilz
coleen: you forgot to tell about the gun lilz
Yeah, well, I thought it best not to mention that
Other than being glassed in the back of the head nothing to bad..
Im afraid ive only been violently sick once and learned from that..i can take a good bevy but have my cut of point..i havent got into any mischief.............YET..
while under the influence of alcohol
has to be walking down a cobbled back in heels, my heel stuck and did
a head dive and knocked myself out, fortunately had friends with me
who got me home, next morning woke up with a huge bump on the
head but over the following 2 weeks had a lovely black eye looked like
I had done 10 rounds in the ring
note to self do not walk down cobble backs in heels whilst drunk
has to be walking down a cobbled back in heels, my heel stuck and did
a head dive and knocked myself out, fortunately had friends with me
who got me home, next morning woke up with a huge bump on the
head but over the following 2 weeks had a lovely black eye looked like
I had done 10 rounds in the ring
note to self do not walk down cobble backs in heels whilst drunk
DizzyDi: while under the influence of alcohol has to be walking down a cobbled back in heels, my heel stuck and did
a head dive and knocked myself out, fortunately had friends with me
who got me home, next morning woke up with a huge bump on the
head but over the following 2 weeks had a lovely black eye looked like
I had done 10 rounds in the ring
note to self do not walk down cobble backs in heels whilst drunk
a head dive and knocked myself out, fortunately had friends with me
who got me home, next morning woke up with a huge bump on the
head but over the following 2 weeks had a lovely black eye looked like
I had done 10 rounds in the ring
note to self do not walk down cobble backs in heels whilst drunk
Dizzydi, you have just brought me out of my hangover! pissing myself laughing!
got lost and cut to pieces to make it worse i can rembering seeing the barn witch was about 400 yards from home.
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Mines is got to be getting knocked down... but i think the booze really saved me - that took most of the impact! I am now left with a lovely looking frankenstein style scar on my left hand.