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She was a queen in her land and would give her hand in marriage to the one who performed the greatest deed of courage.
The task set before each man was to go to an island own by her and to bring back two ping pong balls that her father had given her as a child.
They had been lost on the island when her plane flew over many years before.
The island was filled with dangerous creatures of all types.
Upon their return as a sign of his courage, she would marry the one who returned them to her.
Both the Yankee and The Southern set out to win her hand.
In three months they both returned.
The Yankee with a hankerchief and inside were two new ping pong balls.
She was not fooled and had him beaten and run off.
The Southerner returned the very next day with two dump trucks.
The lady asked if he had retrieved her ping pong balls.
The Southerner said, "Damn! I thought you said King Kong's balls."
They were happily married anyway.
The moral: True love is never optained by cheaters, only by a man who has true love and the balls to show it.