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Apr 26, 2008 12:24 AM CST The Sermon
Guitarstrings
GuitarstringsGuitarstringsWinnipeg, Manitoba Canada42 Threads 73 Posts
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. He decided to preach on the subject of drinking.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And, if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pout it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The choir director stood up and cautiously announced with nervous smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River."
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Apr 26, 2008 12:30 AM CST The Sermon
AnAngelAlways
AnAngelAlwaysAnAngelAlwaysJoshua, Texas USA2 Threads 546 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up A mixed drink on the riverbank is always nice. wink
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Apr 26, 2008 12:58 AM CST The Sermon
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 26, 2008 4:56 AM CST The Sermon
cutypie
cutypiecutypieauckland, Auckland New Zealand12 Threads 783 Posts
A song comes to mind.............

Take me to the river........??...wash me in the water........

Bye whom eludes me??????????????????
angel grin
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Apr 26, 2008 7:31 AM CST The Sermon
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
let's go for a swim in the river rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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