WHATS THE FIRST 10 THINGS THAT MIGHT STOP YOU GOING TO BED WITH SOMEBODY YOU JUST MET IN A BAR BUT (28)
gillyloves69london, Greater London, England UK1,533 Threads 7 Polls 7,359 PostsREALLY FANCIED ? BEARING IN MIND THAT YOU'RE BOTH STRONGLY SPPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER ?
gillyloves69: REALLY FANCIED ? BEARING IN MIND THAT YOU'RE BOTH STRONGLY SPPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER ?
10 things that would stop me going to bed with someone I fancied who fancied me as well..
1 - No bed
2 - They turned out to be a lady boy
3 - They had a smelly front bum
4 - I got too drunk and fell asleep
5 - There was an important Football match on
6 - My 'fella' doesn't show up for work (never happened I hasten to add!!)
7 - I died
8 - A better offer came along
9 - She wanted to violate me
10 - She was in fact married
well said guys
errr seabiscuit how on earth does has no bed every stopped any1!!!!!!!!!!! well anyway never stopped me
baileysqueen: errr seabiscuit how on earth does has no bed every stopped any1!!!!!!!!!!! well anyway never stopped me
The question was about going to bed.. Certainly wouldn't stop me doing the business
and you took it literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe!
baileysqueen: and you took it literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe!
Well....
also how is her wanting to violate you a bad thing
I feel I need to clarify what I meant by violating.. No insertions!
Otherwise, it's all good!
Otherwise, it's all good!
its all fun honestly!
baileysqueen: its all fun honestly!
I'll leave that to the ladies.. Though I'm always happy to help when needed
I'm sure some men love it, not for the old Biscuit though I'm afraid.. One way street
Hmm my monthlies would stop me (but it doesnt stop some people!) and if they were really sizzling i wouldnt with hairy pitts/legs or other parts!
Possibly a really messy/dirty house depending how drunk we are (not my house of course! thats always sparkling)
Parents staying over, they cant know im a dirty stop out!
Think thats about it sure there'll be some more...
Possibly a really messy/dirty house depending how drunk we are (not my house of course! thats always sparkling)
Parents staying over, they cant know im a dirty stop out!
Think thats about it
sure there'll be some more...Pptrixibell: Well said Chris, and .............ditto
why thankyou hun
i would be very unlucky,as i d,ont drink,and d,ont go to bars1. If the woman in question turned out to be my mother
2. If she insisted that I buy the first drink
3. She smells a bit like cabbage.
4. She gives me the bill for services rendered
5. If she turns out to be a he
6. It's my ex
7. She says stupid things like "You remind me of an ex"
8. She has a face that looks as if it has been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe
9. She lets her kids sleep in the same bed as you
10. She's an internet weirdo.
2. If she insisted that I buy the first drink
3. She smells a bit like cabbage.
4. She gives me the bill for services rendered
5. If she turns out to be a he
6. It's my ex
7. She says stupid things like "You remind me of an ex"
8. She has a face that looks as if it has been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe
9. She lets her kids sleep in the same bed as you
10. She's an internet weirdo.
1. If she wished to discuss payment (before or after the fact)
2. If she told me she originally booked the room for another guy
3. Or that she insists on dressing up as Bella from the Tweenies
4. If her overnight bag revealed school uniform
5. Personal Hygiene didn't feature in her daily routine
6. Or that 'she' could play pocket billiards 'solo'
7. if she was doing it as revenge / bet / dare
8. She called me by another name (God your fantastic is acceptable!)
9. There was a 'bouncer' on her bedroom door
10. She actually was from the planet Venus
2. If she told me she originally booked the room for another guy
3. Or that she insists on dressing up as Bella from the Tweenies
4. If her overnight bag revealed school uniform
5. Personal Hygiene didn't feature in her daily routine
6. Or that 'she' could play pocket billiards 'solo'
7. if she was doing it as revenge / bet / dare
8. She called me by another name (God your fantastic is acceptable!)
9. There was a 'bouncer' on her bedroom door
10. She actually was from the planet Venus
Yorkshireman: 1. If she wished to discuss payment (before or after the fact)
2. If she told me she originally booked the room for another guy
3. Or that she insists on dressing up as Bella from the Tweenies
4. If her overnight bag revealed school uniform
5. Personal Hygiene didn't feature in her daily routine
6. Or that 'she' could play pocket billiards 'solo'
7. if she was doing it as revenge / bet / dare
8. She called me by another name (God your fantastic is acceptable!)
9. There was a 'bouncer' on her bedroom door
10. She actually was from the planet Venus
2. If she told me she originally booked the room for another guy
3. Or that she insists on dressing up as Bella from the Tweenies
4. If her overnight bag revealed school uniform
5. Personal Hygiene didn't feature in her daily routine
6. Or that 'she' could play pocket billiards 'solo'
7. if she was doing it as revenge / bet / dare
8. She called me by another name (God your fantastic is acceptable!)
9. There was a 'bouncer' on her bedroom door
10. She actually was from the planet Venus
Hey, don't knock number three until you've tried it!
Only in a safe environment - Recreating scenes from popular children's show in the privacy of your own household is acceptable. Doing them in the Dock while up for a drunk and disorderly is deemed inappropriate, and suggesting that the judge should see your rendition of "Stinky Pinky", well that's just contempt.
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