Barman ( Archived) (5)

Apr 30, 2008 10:45 AM CST Barman
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
A very attractive 30ish woman went up to the bar in a quiet
rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who
approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that
he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently
caressed his full beard.

'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face
with both hands.

'Actually, no,' he replied.

'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I
can do?'

'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly
popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing
him to suck them gently.

'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.

'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap,
or paper towels in the ladies room.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------
Apr 30, 2008 10:53 AM CST Barman
DogMaI
DogMaIDogMaISartell, Minnesota USA17 Threads 1 Polls 2,729 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing and that is why I will never be a bartenderrolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------
Apr 30, 2008 9:47 PM CST Barman
Zeloniy
ZeloniyZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA51 Threads 1 Polls 1,863 Posts
eww! Not cool! Now you've totally ruined my nights out! mumbling


laugh grin
------ This thread is Archived ------
Apr 30, 2008 9:50 PM CST Barman
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
barf yay
------ This thread is Archived ------
Apr 30, 2008 9:58 PM CST Barman
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

This Thread is Archived

This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.

« Go back to All Threads
Message #318

Stats for this Thread

559 Views
4 Comments
Created: Apr 2008
Last Viewed: Mar 15
Last Commented: Apr 2008

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here