The Never Ending Story ( Archived) (51)

May 2, 2008 10:32 PM CST The Never Ending Story
Serenity1971
Serenity1971Serenity1971Serenity's Island, New York USA81 Threads 2 Polls 3,815 Posts
Since there seems to be some complaints around here...I started thinking...I know you don't have to say it tongue

How about we put our imaginations to use and each post a sentence to make a story out of it. I'm quite sure with the humor around this forum it will end up being quite funny.

Here goes....



Once upon a time there were a few guys and a few girls....
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May 2, 2008 10:38 PM CST The Never Ending Story
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
and they all had large feet about 18" long. One day a shoe salesman...
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May 2, 2008 10:46 PM CST The Never Ending Story
keytone
keytonekeytonePortland, Oregon USA36 Threads 3 Polls 1,686 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: and they all had large feet about 18" long. One day a shoe salesman...
waked to work in the rain.
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May 2, 2008 10:47 PM CST The Never Ending Story
gtbulldog
gtbulldoggtbulldogTowson, Maryland USA32 Threads 2,873 Posts
Serenity1971: Since there seems to be some complaints around here...I started thinking...I know you don't have to say it

How about we put our imaginations to use and each post a sentence to make a story out of it. I'm quite sure with the humor around this forum it will end up being quite funny.

Here goes....
Once upon a time there were a few guys and a few girls....
blushing
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May 2, 2008 10:48 PM CST The Never Ending Story
gtbulldog
gtbulldoggtbulldogTowson, Maryland USA32 Threads 2,873 Posts
And!!!!wink
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May 2, 2008 10:49 PM CST The Never Ending Story
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
He was carrying his samples in a large case marked "Feet r Us".
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May 2, 2008 10:54 PM CST The Never Ending Story
gtbulldog
gtbulldoggtbulldogTowson, Maryland USA32 Threads 2,873 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: He was carrying his samples in a large case marked "Feet r Us".
Is that the game called twister.
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May 2, 2008 10:55 PM CST The Never Ending Story
gtbulldog
gtbulldoggtbulldogTowson, Maryland USA32 Threads 2,873 Posts
gtbulldog: Is that the game called twister.
Twister is played on a large plastic mat that is spread out on the floor. This mat serves as the game board. It has four rows of large colored circles on it with a different color in each row: red, yellow, blue, and green. A spinner is attached to a square board and serves as a die for the game. The spinner is divided into four sections: one labeled right foot, one left foot, one right hand, and one left hand. Each of the four sections is then divided into the four colors (red, yellow, blue, and green). After spinning, the combination is called (ex: right hand yellow) and players must move their matching hand or foot to the correct color. No two people can have a part on the same circle (rules are different for more people). Due to the scarcity of colored circles, players will often be required to put themselves in unlikely or precarious positions, eventually causing someone to fall. A person is eliminated when they fall or when their elbow or knee touches the mat. There is no limit to how many can play at once, but more than four is a tight fit.
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May 2, 2008 10:56 PM CST The Never Ending Story
bluskysbrowneyes
bluskysbrowneyesbluskysbrowneyescentral, Florida USA21 Threads 2 Polls 147 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: He was carrying his samples in a large case marked "Feet r Us".

Well he tripped and feel in the rain and some creep ran up and stole his Feet r us case and left him...
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May 2, 2008 10:57 PM CST The Never Ending Story
gtbulldog
gtbulldoggtbulldogTowson, Maryland USA32 Threads 2,873 Posts
tongue
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May 2, 2008 10:57 PM CST The Never Ending Story
Bowie
BowieBowiewinter haven, Florida USA2 Threads 958 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: He was carrying his samples in a large case marked "Feet r Us".

Serenity glared at the case and asked if he had slippers that would accomidate twelve toes.




tongue kiss
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May 2, 2008 10:59 PM CST The Never Ending Story
bluskysbrowneyes
bluskysbrowneyesbluskysbrowneyescentral, Florida USA21 Threads 2 Polls 147 Posts
Cinderella she is not!
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May 3, 2008 12:38 AM CST The Never Ending Story
Serenity1971
Serenity1971Serenity1971Serenity's Island, New York USA81 Threads 2 Polls 3,815 Posts
bluskysbrowneyes: Cinderella she is not!



She never claimed to be Cinderella but always longed for a pair of those glass slippers, so she just had to see if he might have a pair.
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May 3, 2008 2:27 AM CST The Never Ending Story
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Serenity1971: She never claimed to be Cinderella but always longed for a pair of those glass slippers, so she just had to see if he might have a pair.



But when she got them they had a crack in them.
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May 3, 2008 2:33 AM CST The Never Ending Story
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
Serenity1971: She never claimed to be Cinderella but always longed for a pair of those glass slippers, so she just had to see if he might have a pair.


And it was quite the pair they were,and the slippers too.As he placed her tiny sized 18 feet ever so gently into those blazing red hot slipper,some magical coins fell out of his pocket.
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May 3, 2008 6:35 AM CST The Never Ending Story
skwidwurd
skwidwurdskwidwurdAberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK37 Threads 631 Posts
friendsfirst: And it was quite the pair they were,and the slippers too.As he placed her tiny sized 18 feet ever so gently into those blazing red hot slipper,some magical coins fell out of his pocket.


she glanced at the coins then turned to the man and scowled. ' i'm not THAT sort of girl'.........then she raised her hand and slapped him accross the face....
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May 3, 2008 6:51 AM CST The Never Ending Story
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
skwidwurd: she glanced at the coins then turned to the man and scowled. ' i'm not THAT sort of girl'.........then she raised her hand and slapped him accross the face....


He stuttered his apoligies and tried to explain these are magic coins and they could grant her a wish for what her heart desire............
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May 3, 2008 11:07 PM CST The Never Ending Story
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
skwidwurd wrote:
she glanced at the coins then turned to the man and scowled. ' i'm not THAT sort of girl'.........then she raised her hand and slapped him accross the face....




DizzyDi: He stuttered his apoligies and tried to explain these are magic coins and they could grant her a wish for what her heart desire............



The slippers fit perfectly.She picked up the coins and as their eyes met , .
Nor apology or explaination was required of him.No words were spoken,as his intentions were pure and from the heart.There was a silent understanding.The sun shined a brilliant ray of light across the entire kingdom,and all the animals of the valley sang and danced.
heart beating
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May 3, 2008 11:13 PM CST The Never Ending Story
Serenity1971
Serenity1971Serenity1971Serenity's Island, New York USA81 Threads 2 Polls 3,815 Posts
friendsfirst: skwidwurd wrote:
she glanced at the coins then turned to the man and scowled. ' i'm not THAT sort of girl'.........then she raised her hand and slapped him accross the face....

The slippers fit perfectly.She picked up the coins and as their eyes met , .
Nor apology or explaination was required of him.No words were spoken,as his intentions were pure and from the heart.There was a silent understanding.The sun shined a brilliant ray of light across the entire kingdom,and all the animals of the valley sang and danced.



Though she could not be pursuaded as easily as that, and refused to submit to his charming ways.
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May 3, 2008 11:16 PM CST The Never Ending Story
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Serenity1971: Though she could not be pursuaded as easily as that, and refused to submit to his charming ways.



So the shoe dude grabbed up his coins and ran out the door. But Cinderella found a coin that he had missed in his haste to leave...
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