The Guys' Rules (12)
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f**kin brillant
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this deserves an award!!
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ALL CRITICS AGREE!
10 stars.A must see,block buster hit.
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Too funny! 
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Sometimes you have to accept both sides of the story...so I try to make you guys justice with this!
God help me, don't want my future partner to read me this list
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friendsfirst: ALL CRITICS AGREE!
10 stars.A must see,block buster hit.
10 stars.A must see,block buster hit.
Thank you very much for the award
I would like to thank first to.....
...well, to my friend who sent me this along with other great ones,in a mission of making me laugh all day long.It worked!
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Xtabentun: Thank you very much for the award
I would like to thank first to..... ...well, to my friend who sent me this along with other great ones,in a mission of making me laugh all day long.
It worked!
I would like to thank first to..... ...well, to my friend who sent me this along with other great ones,in a mission of making me laugh all day long.
It worked!
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Finally, the guys' side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear"the rules"from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are male rules!
Please note...
these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports.
It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become
null and void after7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the
Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don 't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible,
please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example,
is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't
want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as
baseball, the shotgun formation,
or monster t rucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape.
Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know,
I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
but did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.