GOD and Archangel Michael (15)
well, it is only a joke and no offense to all you lovely southerners - but flippin ec Chriss - BRILL 
good one chriss
as i have lived in both north and south.... that maybe the reason i am un balanced
happy easter
as i have lived in both north and south.... that maybe the reason i am un balanced
happy easterAs a Northerner living in the South I can only add " so true"
Cheer's Chris
Cheer's Chris
chriss: Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven , God went missing for six
> days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day
> resting. He enquired of God, 'Where have you been?'
>
> God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael looked
> puzzled and said, 'What is it?'
>
> 'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
> call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'
>
> 'Balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.
>
> God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth,
>
> 'For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and
> wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over
> there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there
> I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of
>
> black people.'
>
> God continued, pointing to the different countries.
>
> This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold
>
> and covered in ice.'
>
> The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of
>
> land and asked, 'What's that?'
>
> 'Ah,' said God. That's the North of England, the most glorious place on
> earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in
> the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the
> world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and
> politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be
> modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found
> travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and
> high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers
> of truth.'
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What about
>
> balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'
>
> God replied very wisely, 'Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I'm
> putting down South !
Very good Chriss > days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day
> resting. He enquired of God, 'Where have you been?'
>
> God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael looked
> puzzled and said, 'What is it?'
>
> 'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
> call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'
>
> 'Balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.
>
> God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth,
>
> 'For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and
> wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over
> there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there
> I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of
>
> black people.'
>
> God continued, pointing to the different countries.
>
> This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold
>
> and covered in ice.'
>
> The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of
>
> land and asked, 'What's that?'
>
> 'Ah,' said God. That's the North of England, the most glorious place on
> earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in
> the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the
> world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and
> politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be
> modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found
> travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and
> high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers
> of truth.'
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What about
>
> balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'
>
> God replied very wisely, 'Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I'm
> putting down South !
Not that I've anything against Southerners. It's not their fault they have no sense of humour and don't seem to know what the word friendly means 
hehehe i wonder how many southeners turn up on the next meet up to beat me up
Zellarrone1: Very good Chriss Not that I've anything against Southerners. It's not their fault they have no sense of humour and don't seem to know what the word friendly means
chriss: > God replied very wisely, 'Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I'm
> putting down South !
> putting down South !
Zellarrone1: Very good Chriss Not that I've anything against Southerners. It's not their fault they have no sense of humour and don't seem to know what the word friendly means
I've got a sense of humour Zella
And I'm friendly too
xxLilyxx: I've got a sense of humour Zella
And I'm friendly too
And I'm friendly too
I forgot about you Lilly.. well, not so much as forgot 
but I thought you was a northern bird Zellarrone1: I forgot about you Lilly.. well, not so much as forgot but I thought you was a northern bird
Nooo, I'm Ampshire born n breed, although I do have the north in me
I_am_peter_pan: Well, now and again eh Lil! You walked into that one Wend. Hows you hun?
I was actually talking ancestors, Geoff 
But, now you mention it
I'm good thanks sweet. How are you and yours?
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> days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day
> resting. He enquired of God, 'Where have you been?'
>
> God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael looked
> puzzled and said, 'What is it?'
>
> 'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
> call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'
>
> 'Balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.
>
> God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth,
>
> 'For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and
> wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over
> there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there
> I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of
>
> black people.'
>
> God continued, pointing to the different countries.
>
> This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold
>
> and covered in ice.'
>
> The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of
>
> land and asked, 'What's that?'
>
> 'Ah,' said God. That's the North of England, the most glorious place on
> earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in
> the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the
> world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and
> politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be
> modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found
> travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and
> high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers
> of truth.'
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What about
>
> balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'
>
> God replied very wisely, 'Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I'm
> putting down South !