Things Mom Would Never Say!! ( Archived) (7)

May 11, 2008 1:32 PM CST Things Mom Would Never Say!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Things Mom Would Never Say


"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"


"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"


"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"


"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"


"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"


"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."


"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."


"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"


"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improvelaugh
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May 11, 2008 1:33 PM CST Things Mom Would Never Say!!
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK231 Threads 6 Polls 19,911 Posts
laugh yeah right grin thumbs up
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May 11, 2008 1:41 PM CST Things Mom Would Never Say!!
Serenity1971
Serenity1971Serenity1971Serenity's Island, New York USA96 Threads 2 Polls 4,931 Posts
mylifewithu: "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."



My mother said that many times except it wasn't "Timmy" laugh
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May 11, 2008 2:05 PM CST Things Mom Would Never Say!!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
The stray dog one brings back a few memories..I think I brought home every stray on the neighbourhood and tried to talk my mother into letting me keep them all!!!!!!!!!!!


dancing dog please giggle
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May 11, 2008 2:09 PM CST Things Mom Would Never Say!!
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA307 Threads 9 Polls 24,994 Posts
THAT is a good list and a good chuckle

thumbs up



whats the difference between boogers and spinach?
ya cant get kids to eat spinach


grin
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May 11, 2008 2:22 PM CST Things Mom Would Never Say!!
mossy
mossymossynewcastle staffs, Staffordshire, England UK1 Posts
have you put clean under pants on just in case you get knocked over
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May 11, 2008 5:05 PM CST Things Mom Would Never Say!!
Maizy
MaizyMaizyOneonta, New York USA12 Threads 166 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I love the boogers and spinach one also Mindful. rolling on the floor laughing
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