If My Body Were a Car!!! (17)
if my body was a car....it would be an Edsel!!
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sounds like a classic to me
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little bit of body work and a holiday in Sandblast Mex and you'll be good as new, classic cars are better anyway more style to them
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How about trading it for a nice red Ferrari....or better still a Jaguar or .....
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prncss4someone: sounds like a classic to me
Yep!! The year of the '57 Chevy
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mylifewithu: Yep!! The year of the '57 Chevy
a very good year
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prncss4someone: a very good year
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Im a HUGE fan of classy cars..
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1965 Classic Corvette
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mylifewithu: Yep!! The year of the '57 Chevy
yes a nice rear end on thant one Yep!
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SatelliteServer: yes a nice rear end on thant one Yep!
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mylifewithu: If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !
Just so some people know, this is a joke and reflects nothing about how I see myself or anything.
No I am not depressed, LoL!!!
I am not even depressed over my recent breakup where I got screwed by moving in with him and had to move out 5 months later. I don't have varicose veins even, ha!! I even move as well as I did in my 30's.
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mylifewithu: Just so some people know, this is a joke and reflects nothing about how I see myself or anything.
No I am not depressed, LoL!!!
I am not even depressed over my recent breakup where I got screwed by moving in with him and had to move out 5 months later. I don't have varicose veins even, ha!! I even move as well as I did in my 30's.
No I am not depressed, LoL!!!
I am not even depressed over my recent breakup where I got screwed by moving in with him and had to move out 5 months later. I don't have varicose veins even, ha!! I even move as well as I did in my 30's.
This was only meant for one man, whom is using it and telling lies to other females. And for his info , You aren't my kind of man, for one my kind of man wouldn't be a liar.
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1968 Plymouth Barracuda!!!!
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mylifewithu: This was only meant for one man, whom is using it and telling lies to other females. And for his info , You aren't my kind of man, for one my kind of man wouldn't be a liar.
Don't you just wish that you could ZAP these kinds of people??????? Think people would have better things to do with their time and energy.
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My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !