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May 17, 2008 7:01 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made. ' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.
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May 17, 2008 8:10 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
safffire977
safffire977safffire977new york, New York USA16 Posts
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made. ' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.[/quote

Hi Desssssssssssss
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May 17, 2008 8:11 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada18 Threads 1,722 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Ouch, that hurt.....rolling on the floor laughing
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May 17, 2008 8:12 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
safffire977: A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made. ' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.[/quote

Hi Desssssssssssss



Hi sweetie how are you hug
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May 17, 2008 8:13 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
safffire977
safffire977safffire977new york, New York USA16 Posts
desmond: Hi sweetie how are you


still hung over lol sorry for the hit and run yesterday i just couldnt read or type
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May 17, 2008 8:14 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
Xtabentun: Ouch, that hurt.....


Hi X hug
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May 17, 2008 8:14 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
safffire977:

still hung over lol sorry for the hit and run yesterday i just couldnt read or type



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sound like you need another drink devil
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May 17, 2008 8:15 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada18 Threads 1,722 Posts
Hi D lips
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May 17, 2008 8:18 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
safffire977
safffire977safffire977new york, New York USA16 Posts
desmond:

sound like you need another drink


i will pass i cant even drink soda right now all i smell is liquor lol
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May 17, 2008 8:20 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
safffire977:

i will pass i cant even drink soda right now all i smell is liquor lol



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May 17, 2008 8:20 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
safffire977
safffire977safffire977new york, New York USA16 Posts
funny? tell my stomach that
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May 17, 2008 8:21 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
safffire977:
funny? tell my stomach that




I am sorry hope you feel better ,I have been there i know how you feel
teddybear teddybear
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May 17, 2008 8:23 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
at least women came from god and man came from the monkeys
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May 17, 2008 8:27 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
safffire977
safffire977safffire977new york, New York USA16 Posts
IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. ONLY INTERNET DRINKING FOR ME FROM NOW ON
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May 17, 2008 8:29 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
safffire977: IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. ONLY INTERNET DRINKING FOR ME FROM NOW ON


I said that also until I felt better and then i forgot I said that and got drunk again

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May 17, 2008 8:29 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
safffire977: IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. ONLY INTERNET DRINKING FOR ME FROM NOW ON
what does that have to do with the human race, the monkeys(men) look better when you are drinking
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May 17, 2008 8:37 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
safffire977
safffire977safffire977new york, New York USA16 Posts
kitty01: what does that have to do with the human race, the monkeys(men) look better when you are drinking



YES WHEN YOU ARE DRINKING TE MONKEYS LOOK ALOT BETTER LOLOLOLOLbanana
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May 17, 2008 8:53 PM CST 'How did the human race appear?
Maizy
MaizyMaizyOneonta, New York USA7 Threads 121 Posts
kitty01: at least women came from god and man came from the monkeys


I'll go along with that Kitty! wink yay
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