Women Drivers (29)
Thats a good one but my experience that men are just as guilty off bad driving as women I have had 2 MVA in 2 years both caused by a male driver one distracted by talking on a cell phone the most recent a male cab driver ........doubt either one was putting on make up
..........at best I can still laugh
and they say men can't multi taskI know males like to name their FRIEND because they can not stand a stranger being in control.... but.............
Why do they always name it BIG JIM, LONG JOHN, instead of being honest and call it Tiny Tim, Wee Willie?
Is it because it's just like a fish story?????
I almost caught a fish and it was this
|______________________________________________________|
long.
P.S. Why are women confused when it comes to math?
Why do they always name it BIG JIM, LONG JOHN, instead of being honest and call it Tiny Tim, Wee Willie?
Is it because it's just like a fish story?????
I almost caught a fish and it was this
|______________________________________________________|
long.
P.S. Why are women confused when it comes to math?
KHD100: I know males like to name their FRIEND because they can not stand a stranger being in control.... but.............
Why do they always name it BIG JIM, LONG JOHN, instead of being honest and call it Tiny Tim, Wee Willie?
Is it because it's just like a fish story?????
I almost caught a fish and it was this
|______________________________________________________|
long.P.S. Why are women confused when it comes to math?
Why do they always name it BIG JIM, LONG JOHN, instead of being honest and call it Tiny Tim, Wee Willie?
Is it because it's just like a fish story?????
I almost caught a fish and it was this
|______________________________________________________|
long.P.S. Why are women confused when it comes to math?
That's because in reality, most us men hate to admit the fact that we may not be able to reach bottom, but hey, atleast I can damage the sides
KHD100:
long.P.S. Why are women confused when it comes to math?
long.P.S. Why are women confused when it comes to math?
It's because men tell women that this...
|____________| is 6 inches.
KHD100: It's because men tell women that this...|____________| is 12 inches.
Solly I boo booed. It's supposed to be....
It's because men tell women that this...
|____________| is 12 inches.
Brew01: That's because in reality, most us men hate to admit the fact that we may not be able to reach bottom, but hey, atleast I can damage the sides
This |_______________________| wide?
Where's those depends when you need them!
KHD100: This |_______________________| wide?
Where's those depends when you need them!
Where's those depends when you need them!
Why did you run out already ?
Brew01: Why did you run out already ?
well...... I did see a this box of depends with the name Brew01 written on them...... Since they were a size small ..... KHD100: well...... I did see a this box of depends with the name Brew01 written on them...... Since they were a size small .....
Well if it's a small size, then, ok then they "might" be mine, because if it was a LARGE size, they'd have to be yours
Brew01: Well if it's a small size, then, ok then they "might" be mine, because if it was a LARGE size, they'd have to be yours
You win ...
(Hope you know it was only in fun)
KHD100: You win ...
(Hope you know it was only in fun)
(Hope you know it was only in fun)
I know babe
Finally a bad women driver report this morning
A women was at curbside lane beside me I was in lane closest to centre lane
turning left at the intersection
What does she do.... turns left to ......sqeezing me into oncoming traffic
Male or female bad drivers suck......to me it don't matter what gender
A bad driver is there f..ckin annoying
A women was at curbside lane beside me I was in lane closest to centre lane
turning left at the intersection
What does she do.... turns left to ......sqeezing me into oncoming traffic
Male or female bad drivers suck......to me it don't matter what gender
A bad driver is there f..ckin annoying
Here we call them honda owners
most cut offs are done by honda owners,most cars going the wrong way in traffic are hondas,most cars on the back of the tow trucks are hondas
most cut offs are done by honda owners,most cars going the wrong way in traffic are hondas,most cars on the back of the tow trucks are hondas
curlywolf: Here we call them honda owners
most cut offs are done by honda owners,most cars going the wrong way in traffic are hondas,most cars on the back of the tow trucks are hondas
most cut offs are done by honda owners,most cars going the wrong way in traffic are hondas,most cars on the back of the tow trucks are hondas
Maybe so Jen, but I still like seeing hooked up to a tow truck, is a cop car
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road...
They pass each other..
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells back out window, B I T C H
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought for the Day: If only men would listen........
Woman driving up same road...
They pass each other..
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells back out window, B I T C H
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought for the Day: If only men would listen........
KHD100: Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road...
They pass each other..
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells back out window, B I T C H
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought for the Day: If only men would listen........
Woman driving up same road...
They pass each other..
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells back out window, B I T C H
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought for the Day: If only men would listen........
Good one kid
KHD100: Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road...
They pass each other..
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells back out window, B I T C H
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought for the Day: If only men would listen........
Woman driving up same road...
They pass each other..
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells back out window, B I T C H
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought for the Day: If only men would listen........
Brew01: Driving this morning on the QEW, I looked over to my right and
there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 kph with her face
up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a guy....) so much that I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell from my ear, which fell
into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS,
causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth,ruined my shirt and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Damn Women Drivers!!!!! !
there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 kph with her face
up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a guy....) so much that I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell from my ear, which fell
into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS,
causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth,ruined my shirt and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Damn Women Drivers!!!!! !
Good one.
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there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 kph with her face
up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a guy....) so much that I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell from my ear, which fell
into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS,
causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth,ruined my shirt and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Damn Women Drivers!!!!! !