You just can't please a woman !!!!! (126)

Jun 2, 2008 11:10 AM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine..

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

tongue
Jun 2, 2008 2:41 PM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Keylee
KeyleeKeyleeAirdrie, Alberta Canada1 Posts
Brew01: We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine..

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....



That's funny and so typical of a man ;)
Jun 2, 2008 2:52 PM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
Keylee: That's funny and so typical of a man ;)

What can I say, we are what we are....and grab me another beer while you're at it
cheers
Jun 2, 2008 8:07 PM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Typical male............ if you want a beer, I tossed them in the lake to keep them cold... Now you can literally, GO JUMP IN THE LAKE! tongue


George Carlin, a favorite comic of mine.... who has a habit of telling like it is.......... said men are stupid, women are crazy..... Woman are crazy because men are stupid. Go figure, an intelligent male said that men are stupid. rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 3, 2008 1:01 AM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: Typical male............ if you want a beer, I tossed them in the lake to keep them cold... Now you can literally, GO JUMP IN THE LAKE! George Carlin, a favorite comic of mine.... who has a habit of telling like it is.......... said men are stupid, women are crazy..... Woman are crazy because men are stupid. Go figure, an intelligent male said that men are stupid.


Boo- Hiss..wow ya really got me that time kid tongue
rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 3, 2008 7:53 PM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
langleygirl
langleygirllangleygirlWestlock, Alberta Canada70 Threads 8,202 Posts
Brew01: We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine..

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....



Gotta say that men are good barbequers (sp) ............ I'm terrible at it. Anyone wanna cook me a steak? laugh
Jun 3, 2008 8:25 PM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
tunzrok
tunzroktunzroklondon, Ontario Canada900 Posts
langleygirl: Gotta say that men are good barbequers (sp) ............ I'm terrible at it. Anyone wanna cook me a steak?

Sure how do you like it done grin
Jun 3, 2008 10:03 PM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
langleygirl: Gotta say that men are good barbequers (sp) ............ I'm terrible at it. Anyone wanna cook me a steak?


Yo langleygirl, do you prefer beef or moose steaks ? I like mine blue plate special, so raw the beast curses me when I bite into it
banana
Jun 3, 2008 11:22 PM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
langleygirl: Gotta say that men are good barbequers (sp) ............ I'm terrible at it. Anyone wanna cook me a steak?


I got the steak. I know how to fri a steak. But don't ask me to bareque a steak unless you like eating charco. But I sure enjoy the beer when someone else is doing the cooking.

cheers

Now if could only get some summer.
Jun 3, 2008 11:35 PM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
I will cook the steak and let the men do all the other stuff as isn't that what a modern man would do.
Jun 3, 2008 11:46 PM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
kitty01: I will cook the steak and let the men do all the other stuff as isn't that what a modern man would do.


Like coming in from what ever work I was doing, Washing my very dirty hands. (sort of) Sitting down at the table, and expecting the food to appear in front of me, so I can eat?

I,m Starved.
Jun 3, 2008 11:59 PM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Loner1960: Like coming in from what ever work I was doing, Washing my very dirty hands. (sort of) Sitting down at the table, and expecting the food to appear in front of me, so I can eat?

I,m Starved.


Rolling Pin time!!!!
Jun 4, 2008 12:52 AM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: Rolling Pin time!!!!


HEAD FOR THE HILLS Loner1960, A woman with a rolling pin is as dangerious as a .... come to think of it, there is NOTHING more dangerious than a woman with a rolling pin

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Jun 4, 2008 6:56 AM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Brew01: HEAD FOR THE HILLS Loner1960, A woman with a rolling pin is as dangerious as a .... come to think of it, there is NOTHING more dangerious than a woman with a rolling pin




yes there is............there's metongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
Jun 4, 2008 11:29 PM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
langleygirl
langleygirllangleygirlWestlock, Alberta Canada70 Threads 8,202 Posts
Gee guys - thanks for all the offers laugh

As for my steak ... I'll take it medium well done (a little juicy is good) or a nice piece of chicken. Moose meat is ok ... I'd rather have buffalo.
Jun 5, 2008 12:35 AM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
KHD100: Rolling Pin time!!!!


Good thing one lives far to the north west and the other lives farther to the east. It will take them a while to get here. At least I got hills to hide in.tongue

Damm where am I going to get a decent meal now?

Oh well back to the bolongne sandwiches.
Jun 5, 2008 12:54 AM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
langleygirl
langleygirllangleygirlWestlock, Alberta Canada70 Threads 8,202 Posts
Brew01: HEAD FOR THE HILLS Loner1960, A woman with a rolling pin is as dangerious as a .... come to think of it, there is NOTHING more dangerious than a woman with a rolling pin


Lol ....... just remember that a rolling pin is also good for making some cookies, pies and other goodies.

I'm sure that you guys could turn on the charm and get any woman to smile and forget why she was angry unless of course -- you're still sitting there at the table waiting for the dinner to be served.
Jun 5, 2008 1:12 AM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
langleygirl: Lol ....... just remember that a rolling pin is also good for making some cookies, pies and other goodies.

I'm sure that you guys could turn on the charm and get any woman to smile and forget why she was angry unless of course -- you're still sitting there at the table waiting for the dinner to be served.


It's the woman swining at the "goodies" that scare me
uh oh
Jun 5, 2008 2:26 AM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
Brew01: It's the woman swining at the "goodies" that scare me


rolling on the floor laughing Me too.

I think I will aviod KHD100's house, unless I am wearing a suit of armour and a hard hat.
Jun 5, 2008 3:10 AM CST You just can't please a woman !!!!!
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
Loner1960: Me too.

I think I will aviod KHD100's house, unless I am wearing a suit of armour and a hard hat.


I look at it this way, I can run faster scared than she can mad, so I taunt her, and one day when she's not looking I'm going to hide her rolling pin in a place women never think to look... in the oven
rolling on the floor laughing
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