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darlyndatazewell, Tennessee USA49 Threads 4 Polls 1,093 Posts'' Hello is this the sheriffs office?'' ''Yes, what can i do for you?'' " ''I am calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith...........hes hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Dont quite know how he hides it inside them logs, but hes hiding it there!'' ''Thank you very much for your call, Sir.'' ...........next day sheriifs deputies descend on Virgils house. they search the shed where the firewood is kept, using axes they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave...........shortly the phone rings at Virgils house....'' Hey Virgil this heres Floyd did the sheriff come?'' ''Yeah" "Did they chop your firewood?'' 'Yep'' ''HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY''
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darlynda: '' Hello is this the sheriffs office?'' ''Yes, what can i do for you?'' " ''I am calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith...........hes hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Dont quite know how he hides it inside them logs, but hes hiding it there!'' ''Thank you very much for your call, Sir.'' ...........next day sheriifs deputies descend on Virgils house. they search the shed where the firewood is kept, using axes they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave...........shortly the phone rings at Virgils house....'' Hey Virgil this heres Floyd did the sheriff come?'' ''Yeah" "Did they chop your firewood?'' 'Yep'' ''HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY''
I heard another version of this - it was a guy trying to get his Mums garden dug over 
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darlynda: '' Hello is this the sheriffs office?'' ''Yes, what can i do for you?'' " ''I am calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith...........hes hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Dont quite know how he hides it inside them logs, but hes hiding it there!'' ''Thank you very much for your call, Sir.'' ...........next day sheriifs deputies descend on Virgils house. they search the shed where the firewood is kept, using axes they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave...........shortly the phone rings at Virgils house....'' Hey Virgil this heres Floyd did the sheriff come?'' ''Yeah" "Did they chop your firewood?'' 'Yep'' ''HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY''
I burn wood all the time for heat I should try that
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