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Elley old man....if this is your take on the mating ritual of the female gender, then I would advise you against your upcoming visit to the Maltese islands....these latin women here want the old-fashioned stuff....they want to be hunted, wooed, and wowed...if you don't make the first move, you'll be left standing in the love game of musical chairs...
The only alternative is to pitch up in a wet wet suit, a bulge in your..ehm..rear pocket..and a bright red thong tied around your temples bandana-style. This is secret code here for "I'm hot, loaded and available"....
I tried it last night.....works a treat...
The only alternative is to pitch up in a wet wet suit, a bulge in your..ehm..rear pocket..and a bright red thong tied around your temples bandana-style. This is secret code here for "I'm hot, loaded and available"....
I tried it last night.....works a treat...
Lagoona22: Elley man....if this is your take on the mating ritual of the female gender, then I would advise you against your upcoming visit to the Maltese islands....these latin women here want the old-fashioned stuff....they want to be hunted, wooed, and wowed...if you don't make the first move, you'll be left standing in the love game of musical chairs...
The only alternative is to pitch up in a wet wet suit, a bulge in your..ehm..rear pocket..and a bright red thong tied around your temples bandana-style. This is secret code here for "I'm hot, loaded and available"....
I tried it last night.....works a treat...
The only alternative is to pitch up in a wet wet suit, a bulge in your..ehm..rear pocket..and a bright red thong tied around your temples bandana-style. This is secret code here for "I'm hot, loaded and available"....
I tried it last night.....works a treat...
bet the old snorkel came in handy too
You bet....you don't have to come up for air.....
Elley: bet the old snorkel came in handy too
Lagoona22: You bet....you don't have to come up for air.....
I,ll not ask about your harpoon
Elley: I,ll not ask about your harpoon
Lagoona22: You bet....you don't have to come up for air.....
An aqualung might be better, you can go very deep with one of these and staydown there for ages.
foreveryoung1: Don't worry there is still a Spanish senorita waiting for you in Barcelona
Thanks for everything,forever, Forever
Lagoona22: ....the brutal reality....
yes, you shoulda.....and the nutty accordian player....and the monkey.....
yes, you shoulda.....and the nutty accordian player....and the monkey.....
THE MONKEY !!!! Next time I,ll take the bloody monkey out on a date, at least I,ll get me nuts.
Yeah...think of the simplicity of it....when the waiter comes, no bloody futzing around, just say,...."One Rump Steak....and a bunch of bananas please....
Elley: THE MONKEY !!!! Next time I,ll take the bloody monkey out on a date, at least I,ll get me nuts.
off to catch a monkey, butterfly, venus clam,whatever..... 
Well, just remember to keep that monkey off your back mate....
Elley: off to catch a monkey, butterfly, venus clam,whatever.....
Lagoona22: Yeah...think of the simplicity of it....when the waiter comes, no bloody futzing around, just say,...."One Rump Steak....and a bunch of bananas please....
And he,ll reply; " I asked you what you wanted, not what you are"
Dead meat??...moi??.....
Elley: And he,ll reply; " I asked you what you wanted, not what you are"
Lagoona22: Dead meat??...moi??.....
Summat like that. Adios y hasta pronto.
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So,so true Smokey in all aspects of life. Women stick together no matter what (thick as thieves