Describe yourself with a short poem (17)

Jun 22, 2008 5:23 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
Galwayman2008
Galwayman2008Galwayman2008Galway, Ireland11 Threads 278 Posts
Here's a challenge. Describe yourself with a short funny poem. In Ireland we call them Limericks. The onle rules are that (a) the poem has five lines (b) the last word of lines one, two and five have to rhyme, (c) the last word of lines three and four also rhyme, and (d) you have to incorporate your CS name into the poem. Hope that all makes sense, here's my attempt:

There once was a man from Galway,

who prayed for a Gal -who-would-go-all-the- way.

Until the day his dreams - they came true,

and the Gal - oh yes the Gal she came too.

So now, be sure to say your prayers every day.
Jun 22, 2008 5:30 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
Irishminx
IrishminxIrishminxCork, Ireland16 Threads 2,282 Posts
Galwayman2008: Here's a challenge. Describe yourself with a short funny poem. In Ireland we call them Limericks. The onle rules are that (a) the poem has five lines (b) the last word of lines one, two and five have to rhyme, (c) the last word of lines three and four also rhyme, and (d) you have to incorporate your CS name into the poem. Hope that all makes sense, here's my attempt:

There once was a man from Galway,

who prayed for a Gal -who-would-go-all-the- way.

Until the day his dreams - they came true,

and the Gal - oh yes the Gal she came too.

So now, be sure to say your prayers every day.




There once was a gal called the Minx,
whose hair, it was as wild as a Lynx.
Then one day she met her match
and he was (may I say) quite a catch
Cause he was as big, as that thing, called the Sphinx.


yay

Minx!
Jun 22, 2008 6:16 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
guiriman
guirimanguirimansouth of milan, Lombardy Italy53 Threads 6 Polls 2,128 Posts
Irishminx: There once was a gal called the Minx,
whose hair, it was as wild as a Lynx.
Then one day she met her match
and he was (may I say) quite a catch
Cause he was as big, as that thing, called the Sphinx.

Minx!




rolling on the floor laughing


There once was a guy, guiriman,
who set up a home in milan.
Then to attract a mate
didnt hesitate
to mix with an unscrupulous band.

wave
Jun 22, 2008 9:44 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
There once was a Smoky
Who lived in a land so poky
Till she cast out her net
On the Internet
And found it was a whole load of hoky......
jackolantern
Jun 25, 2008 12:26 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
CuspofMagic
CuspofMagicCuspofMagiclight, South Australia Australia278 Threads 7,904 Posts
---CuspofMagic- what can I say, if it was Lagoona
there would be plenty- aand displayed sooner - like the very first day
- then again Smoky has a ring to it and smokin is definitely my thing
but maybe if I hit on some bells a gongman could be the one although that song is sung
-then again Rusty Knight may be a plight is that a cyberhippy - in flight
I ---knooooow- how about Waterdragon or Waterdragon two --,ehh! - they are of yesterday together with earthman--- oh! poo!-yer know, pfhmmpp!
- this is rather tragic there are a lot of things one can say about CuspofMagic - though I think its all been said through the various threads perhaps as Elly ,Flower - Hootsman have put it --- "nuff said"
Jun 25, 2008 2:46 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
natasha555
natasha555natasha555Plovdiv, Bulgaria14 Threads 649 Posts
And there once was me-Nat.
looking for someone I met a Rat,
Ah,without him life could be so boring,
his rule was:All good must be destroying!
And the Winner is................the Cat!jackolantern detective
Jun 25, 2008 9:45 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
breezee
breezeebreezeeathens, Attica Greece20 Threads 1,136 Posts
There once was a Breeze who in June
By the light of the Silvery Moon
Fell head over heels
'Twas hell on wheels
She'll be going to Therapy soon sigh conversing love laugh wine
Jun 25, 2008 11:21 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
Manolito
ManolitoManolitoa strfilled galaxy far faraway, Greater London, England UK19 Threads 1 Polls 1,611 Posts
breezee: There once was a Breeze who in June
By the light of the Silvery Moon
Fell head over heels
'Twas hell on wheels
She'll be going to Therapy soon


aaahahahaaaa,

aawww comfort comfort

wave hug
Jun 25, 2008 12:13 PM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
minimoo
minimoominimooDublin, Ireland123 Threads 1,537 Posts
There once was a lass called Minimoo

Who came to CS to find a love that was true

But alas she is still here trying to find a man

Who can love her like no - one else can

Forever and ever, until time is through!!!
Jun 25, 2008 4:36 PM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
breezee
breezeebreezeeathens, Attica Greece20 Threads 1,136 Posts
Manolito: aaahahahaaaa,

aawww comfort comfort

Quit the.... comfort and cough up the short poem, Manolito!!!! devil

wave hug
Jun 25, 2008 7:49 PM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
cathy61
cathy61cathy61Waterford, Ireland19 Threads 1,184 Posts
My name is Cathy61,
I thought I,d come up with a good pun,
but alas I got here,
and was so full of fear,
that I sh-t myself then I run.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 25, 2008 9:37 PM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
a_caribbeanqueen
a_caribbeanqueena_caribbeanqueenKungälv, Vastra Gotaland Sweden1 Threads 4 Posts
There was once a gal from Haiti
Who you would agree is quite pretty
She felt like a queen
And hoped that her king would be keen
On loving her dearly and not cause her to hang her head in pity.
Jun 26, 2008 4:05 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
FlowerOfTheSun
FlowerOfTheSunFlowerOfTheSunMalaga, Andalusia Spain7 Threads 1,017 Posts
There was once a Flower of the Snow
Who was fed up with UK's sun lack of show
She hopped off to beautiful sunny Spain
Where the rain falls mainly on the plain
To live on the montains with her new beau.


She changed her name to Flower of the Sun!
And does miss daughter, grandkids and her son
But life is sweet while she waits for the day
When for their holiday they come to stay
Guarantied sunshine, good food and fun!!!
Jun 26, 2008 5:54 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
Marvellous fruit of the Indian Ocean
Who can survive to any tsunami
When the forecast is pessimist
You can easilly cross Oceans
Because you as light as air

Oh Marvellous fruit of the Indian Ocean
You've got the right spicies
Vasco da Gama is to thank
For stopping by and cherish you
With such spicy food,
That generations after generations
Helped shape your taste!







love
Jun 26, 2008 6:09 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
antonbello
antonbelloantonbellocalabria, Calabria Italy2 Threads 15 Posts
There was a man called anton bello

who was an extremely hansome, honest good looking fellow

Who moved to Italy

And feels quite silly

cos when the ladies say Hi he goes red and says " Hello"

oh dear :( lol

doh
Jun 26, 2008 6:10 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
what stops you from marrying a beautiful Italian?roll eyes
Jun 26, 2008 6:21 AM CST Describe yourself with a short poem
maruska1980
maruska1980maruska1980Santa Venera, Majjistral Malta7 Threads 1 Polls 308 Posts
There once was maruska
whom everyone called ruska
one day she surfed the internet
and got hooked on its net
until today she cannot say basta
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