Come cheer me up thread ( Archived) (62)

Jun 22, 2008 3:45 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
Tell me funny stories and jokes as i need to lift my spirits. I hate beeing down its not me. sigh
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Jun 22, 2008 3:47 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
My new pic has brought me a heaps of mail from 18yr olds..

its working!


NOT! laugh
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Jun 22, 2008 3:48 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
PILIPALA: Tell me funny stories and jokes as i need to lift my spirits. I hate beeing down its not me.


Cheer ya up?? Give ya a laugh, Mair?? Okay....

Did ya hear the one about the New Zealand guy, went into a bar.... Thought he was on a date??

Somehow I think ya know the punch-line, love.... don't ya??!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 22, 2008 3:49 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
Claayer: My new pic has brought me a heaps of mail from 18yr olds..

its working!NOT!




rolling on the floor laughing 18 yr old pin up girl yay work it baby
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Jun 22, 2008 3:49 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
PILIPALA: Tell me funny stories and jokes as i need to lift my spirits. I hate beeing down its not me.

Q: What do you call a midget fortuneteller on the run from the law?

A: A small medium at large.
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Jun 22, 2008 3:50 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
Claayer: My new pic has brought me a heaps of mail from 18yr olds..

its working!NOT!
I have been Scammed all day..roll eyes

maybe time to put a picture up likes ur Clairetongue
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Jun 22, 2008 3:50 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
kissmedeeply: I have been Scammed all day..

maybe time to put a picture up likes ur Claire


laugh laugh
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Jun 22, 2008 3:51 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
roseofsharon: Cheer ya up?? Give ya a laugh, Mair?? Okay....

Did ya hear the one about the New Zealand guy, went into a bar.... Thought he was on a date??

Somehow I think ya know the punch-line, love.... don't ya??!!


Now i needed that, rolling on the floor laughing I was eating a crisp and i nearly choked. Lager shampoo is great for the hair i hearrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 22, 2008 3:53 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
alex_192
alex_192alex_192sarasota, USA38 Threads 1,271 Posts
PILIPALA: Tell me funny stories and jokes as i need to lift my spirits. I hate beeing down its not me.


Wabbits


A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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Jun 22, 2008 3:54 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
PILIPALA: Now i needed that, I was eating a crisp and i nearly choked. Lager shampoo is great for the hair i hear


Glad it gave ya a chuckle, love..... worked for me!! grin Strange though.... he just couldn't see the funny side...??!!
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Jun 22, 2008 3:54 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
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Jun 22, 2008 3:54 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
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Jun 22, 2008 3:55 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
nuala
nualanualadublin, Dublin Ireland12 Threads 6,456 Posts
PILIPALA: Tell me funny stories and jokes as i need to lift my spirits. I hate beeing down its not me.


Ok this can only happen in Ireland....right...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I went to Waterford citly last weekend for my daughter's hen party....Last saturday morning we decided to see some of the city....we came to what they call the square in the city and off the square leads about 6 side street .....so passing thru the square we saw a band play and god help them.....they looked as if they were out of a happy farm, playing away little tunes....anyway off one of the side street is a church where a wedding was going on....we went into a shop and had a look around came back out.....next we hear fire engines sirens and look to see Boot's is on fire....sure that straight across from the church where the poor bride and groom is emerging......they are bundled into their fancy car and sent packing....the firemen tackle the fire in Boots.....and thru all this mayhem the band played on.....Well me, my sister and 3 pals nearly wet ourselves watching all this.....only in Ireland can this be.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 22, 2008 3:56 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
alex_192: Wabbits


A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."


Tee hee...!!! giggle
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Jun 22, 2008 3:56 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Jun 22, 2008 3:58 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
alex_192: Wabbits


A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 22, 2008 4:02 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
nuala: Ok this can only happen in Ireland....right...

I went to Waterford citly last weekend for my daughter's hen party....Last saturday morning we decided to see some of the city....we came to what they call the square in the city and off the square leads about 6 side street .....so passing thru the square we saw a band play and god help them.....they looked as if they were out of a happy farm, playing away little tunes....anyway off one of the side street is a church where a wedding was going on....we went into a shop and had a look around came back out.....next we hear fire engines sirens and look to see Boot's is on fire....sure that straight across from the church where the poor bride and groom is emerging......they are bundled into their fancy car and sent packing....the firemen tackle the fire in Boots.....and thru all this mayhem the band played on.....Well me, my sister and 3 pals nearly wet ourselves watching all this.....only in Ireland can this be.....



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Jun 22, 2008 4:06 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
PILIPALA: Don't laugh the only mail i receive, other from friends are from under 35 yr olds and they usually all Irish or English




I get a lot of that too hun. Guys needing trainers. wink they don't want to be bad in bed, so they think we're desperate enough to take them on - as bad as they are - and train them. laugh
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Jun 22, 2008 4:06 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
jampet
jampetjampetwexford, Wexford Ireland28 Threads 1 Polls 2,549 Posts
what's the collective noun for bankers? a wunch..! hope you feel better soon pilipa hug
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Jun 22, 2008 4:15 PM CST Come cheer me up thread
StressFree
StressFreeStressFreesmall city, Kalmar Sweden176 Threads 16 Polls 8,986 Posts
PILIPALA: you are nutter


giggle I just want to be able to shower with the "men" in my next lifetime....no saying "I'll shower at home guys...catch you later"....mumbling rolling on the floor laughing
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