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The 1st man started his story: "I was sure that my wife was cheating on me, but couldn't prove it. So one day I drove to work, turned around and drove back home. When I entered my home, there was my wife in her nitety sitting on the couch watching TV. AS I accussing her of cheating I searched the appartment. I looked over the balcony and there below was a man wearing a speedo relaxing. I accussed my wife of cheating with that man. She of course denied it. In a fit of rage I grabbed the fridge and tipped it over the balcony. At that point I had this massive heart attact and died. So that is why I'm here."
St. Peter rolls his eyes and turns to the 2nd man.
The 2nd man told his story: " I was minding my own bussiness, just was relaxing in my hammock working on my sun tan. When I heard this commotion, I looked up and there was this fridge coming down towards me. I had no time to react, so that is why I am here."
ST. Peter turns to the 3rd man.
The 3rd man starts: "Wellllll I was just minding my own bussiness relaxing in this fridge, When -----------------------------------