Perlly gate story (3)

Jun 23, 2008 10:40 PM CST Perlly gate story
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
One day 3 men arrived at the perlly gates. Of course St. Peter was there for the interviev. So asked the 1st man for his story of why he was there.

The 1st man started his story: "I was sure that my wife was cheating on me, but couldn't prove it. So one day I drove to work, turned around and drove back home. When I entered my home, there was my wife in her nitety sitting on the couch watching TV. AS I accussing her of cheating I searched the appartment. I looked over the balcony and there below was a man wearing a speedo relaxing. I accussed my wife of cheating with that man. She of course denied it. In a fit of rage I grabbed the fridge and tipped it over the balcony. At that point I had this massive heart attact and died. So that is why I'm here."

St. Peter rolls his eyes and turns to the 2nd man.

The 2nd man told his story: " I was minding my own bussiness, just was relaxing in my hammock working on my sun tan. When I heard this commotion, I looked up and there was this fridge coming down towards me. I had no time to react, so that is why I am here."

ST. Peter turns to the 3rd man.

The 3rd man starts: "Wellllll I was just minding my own bussiness relaxing in this fridge, When -----------------------------------
Jun 23, 2008 11:02 PM CST Perlly gate story
KHD100
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Hey stranger.... how are you doing???
Jun 23, 2008 11:09 PM CST Perlly gate story
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
KHD100: Hey stranger.... how are you doing???


Just relaxing, It rained this evening, so I had to quit working.
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