A "Smart" test ( Archived) (8)

Jun 25, 2008 10:20 AM CST A "Smart" test
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
























The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.
























Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
















3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
Attend .... Except one.

Which animal does not attend?





















Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
































Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all the questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.






Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
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Jun 25, 2008 10:23 AM CST A "Smart" test
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
I am just plain old dumb as dirt stupid!! I have even seen this before and I still got the answers wrong!!!laugh doh
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Jun 25, 2008 10:28 AM CST A "Smart" test
StevenSchwartz
StevenSchwartzStevenSchwartzLockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK32 Threads 778 Posts
<<<<<<<Makes mental note. Never go round to ScottishLass for dinner.

Giraffe on toast and Elephant pate aint for me.

I wonder what's in her bedroom. Probably the car or something.

And they all have the cheek to call me a weirdo.
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Jun 25, 2008 10:31 AM CST A "Smart" test
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
StevenSchwartz: <<<<<<<Makes mental note. Never go round to ScottishLass for dinner.

Giraffe on toast and Elephant pate aint for me.

I wonder what's in her bedroom. Probably the car or something.

And they all have the cheek to call me a weirdo.

LOLrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 25, 2008 10:31 AM CST A "Smart" test
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
StevenSchwartz: <<<<<<<Makes mental note. Never go round to ScottishLass for dinner.

Giraffe on toast and Elephant pate aint for me.

I wonder what's in her bedroom. Probably the car or something.

And they all have the cheek to call me a weirdo.


laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 25, 2008 10:34 AM CST A "Smart" test
kkitty
kkittykkittyMinnesota, USA17 Threads 4 Polls 1,055 Posts
oh yes not thinking outside the box rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 25, 2008 10:34 AM CST A "Smart" test
Arlene101
Arlene101Arlene101Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia Canada9 Threads 3,320 Posts
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 25, 2008 10:36 AM CST A "Smart" test
StevenSchwartz
StevenSchwartzStevenSchwartzLockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK32 Threads 778 Posts
kkitty: oh yes not thinking outside the box


Its not the thinking outside the box that counts.

It's what shes putting in the boxes that bloody disturb me!
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