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Jun 27, 2008 7:37 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
When eating potatoes chips (crisps for you out of towners)

while sitting on the toilet...don't eat bean dip. You don't want to tempt fate! Mistakes will happen!

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Jun 27, 2008 7:39 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: When eating potatoes chips (crisps for you out of towners)

while sitting on the toilet...don't eat bean dip. You don't want to tempt fate! Mistakes will happen!



laugh laugh roll eyes
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Jun 27, 2008 7:41 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: When eating potatoes chips (crisps for you out of towners)

while sitting on the toilet...don't eat bean dip. You don't want to tempt fate! Mistakes will happen!
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I should have known better than to take a drink of my coffee while reading your post!!!! I know have coffee coming out of my noes & spewed ALL ove my screen & keyboard!!!!! Excuse me while I go clean up. Thank for the belly laff. Gotta luv ya!!!
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Jun 27, 2008 7:42 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Scottishlass: I should have known better than to take a drink of my coffee while reading your post!!!! I know have coffee coming out of my noes & spewed ALL ove my screen & keyboard!!!!! Excuse me while I go clean up. Thank for the belly laff. Gotta luv ya!!!




I sorry you messed yourself.....I mean made a mess!sad flower
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Jun 27, 2008 7:44 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
laugh laugh I seriously want to get into our head for a day laugh laugh
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Jun 27, 2008 7:55 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
laugh bouquet
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Jun 27, 2008 7:58 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
kare65
kare65kare65brisbane, Queensland Australia3 Threads 225 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: When eating potatoes chips (crisps for you out of towners)

while sitting on the toilet...don't eat bean dip. You don't want to tempt fate! Mistakes will happen!


Glad you shared this advice to the world of cs Rillniceguy lolrolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 27, 2008 9:33 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
alex_192
alex_192alex_192sarasota, USA38 Threads 1,271 Posts
think fast, speak slow
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Jun 27, 2008 10:46 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
alex_192
alex_192alex_192sarasota, USA38 Threads 1,271 Posts
engage your brain befoe putting your tonge in motion
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Jun 27, 2008 10:49 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
Be yourself....bouquet
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Jun 28, 2008 12:17 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
Don't corner anything that's meaner than you.

Never kick a fresh cowpie!

professor
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Jun 28, 2008 12:20 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
slim1977
slim1977slim1977my heart will always be in, Tennessee USA16 Threads 943 Posts
The_Kansan: Never kick a fresh cowpie!



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Jun 28, 2008 12:31 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
If you get to thinkin` you`re a person of some influence, try orderin` somebody else`s dog around.

Never smack a man who`s chewin` tobacco.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you`re ridin` ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it`s still there.


cowboy
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Jun 28, 2008 12:40 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
Never run over an armadillo.
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Jun 28, 2008 8:13 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
Most of the stuff that people worry about ain’t ever gonna’ happen anyway.

Timin’ has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll prob’ly ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

…And don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none!



cowboy
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Jun 28, 2008 8:19 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
The_Kansan: Most of the stuff that people worry about ain’t ever gonna’ happen anyway.

Timin’ has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll prob’ly ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

…And don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none!



That might be the best one : )
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Jun 28, 2008 8:22 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
gringa
gringagringaPuebla, Mexico2 Threads 431 Posts
The_Kansan: Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.


great words of wisdom, kansan...the irony of a soft voice, aye?
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Jun 28, 2008 8:25 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
Don't piss into the wind....
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Jun 28, 2008 9:06 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
Zeelander
ZeelanderZeelanderLouisville, Kentucky USA91 Threads 5 Polls 2,073 Posts
Here is my advice to the world....

Sit down, shut up because it is my turn to drive this planet!

Zee
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Jun 28, 2008 9:16 AM CST Do you have good advice for the world......share it.
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
Zeelander: Here is my advice to the world....

Sit down, shut up because it is my turn to drive this planet!

Zee


The Kansan: Don't corner nothin that's meaner than you. And...



Lead, follow or get the hell out of the way!

laugh
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