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Jun 27, 2008 10:04 AM CST A Texan
patrickD
patrickDpatrickDnewry, Down Ireland22 Threads 131 Posts
a texan walks into a Dublin bar and says, "so you irish are some heavy drinkers?" He then places a bet of 500$ to whoever can drink 10 pints of beer back to back. Nobody takes him up on his offer, in fact someone leaves, so about 30min. later the man wo leaves comes back in and says ill do it, so he dose all 10 pints. Then the texan pays him and asks what did you do for those 30min? The Irishman says, "I went down the street to the other pub to see if i could do it"
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Jun 27, 2008 10:10 AM CST A Texan
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
hahahah!!! laugh laugh
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Jun 27, 2008 10:11 AM CST A Texan
Portiea
PortieaPortieaKonstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany93 Threads 11 Polls 4,000 Posts
patrickD: a texan walks into a Dublin bar and says, "so you irish are some heavy drinkers?" He then places a bet of 500$ to whoever can drink 10 pints of beer back to back. Nobody takes him up on his offer, in fact someone leaves, so about 30min. later the man wo leaves comes back in and says ill do it, so he dose all 10 pints. Then the texan pays him and asks what did you do for those 30min? The Irishman says, "I went down the street to the other pub to see if i could do it"


Seems no matter what, where, how, when, or why....whatever you do or say can be or will be questioned...if you do not feel your joke is offensive....then what is to worry about?
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Jun 27, 2008 10:22 AM CST A Texan
patrickD
patrickDpatrickDnewry, Down Ireland22 Threads 131 Posts
Portiea: Seems no matter what, where, how, when, or why....whatever you do or say can be or will be questioned...if you do not feel your joke is offensive....then what is to worry about?


dunno confused
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Jun 27, 2008 10:46 AM CST A Texan
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
patrickD: a texan walks into a Dublin bar and says, "so you irish are some heavy drinkers?" He then places a bet of 500$ to whoever can drink 10 pints of beer back to back. Nobody takes him up on his offer, in fact someone leaves, so about 30min. later the man wo leaves comes back in and says ill do it, so he dose all 10 pints. Then the texan pays him and asks what did you do for those 30min? The Irishman says, "I went down the street to the other pub to see if i could do it"
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one!!!!
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Jun 27, 2008 10:53 AM CST A Texan
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 4,139 Posts
patrickD: a texan walks into a Dublin bar and says, "so you irish are some heavy drinkers?" He then places a bet of 500$ to whoever can drink 10 pints of beer back to back. Nobody takes him up on his offer, in fact someone leaves, so about 30min. later the man wo leaves comes back in and says ill do it, so he dose all 10 pints. Then the texan pays him and asks what did you do for those 30min? The Irishman says, "I went down the street to the other pub to see if i could do it"


applause applause applause
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Jun 27, 2008 11:27 AM CST A Texan
darlynda
darlyndadarlyndatazewell, Tennessee USA49 Threads 4 Polls 1,093 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing applause
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Jun 27, 2008 11:30 AM CST A Texan
sxynite69
sxynite69sxynite69Greensboro, North Carolina USA4 Threads 259 Posts
Great one! But....all of a sudden I'm feeling kinds thirsty....beer
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Jun 27, 2008 12:36 PM CST A Texan
wolfpack
wolfpackwolfpackpost falls, Idaho USA8 Threads 770 Posts
applause applause applause beer
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Jun 27, 2008 12:56 PM CST A Texan
jampet
jampetjampetwexford, Wexford Ireland28 Threads 1 Polls 2,549 Posts
Portiea: Seems no matter what, where, how, when, or why....whatever you do or say can be or will be questioned...if you do not feel your joke is offensive....then what is to worry about?


dunno confused
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Jun 27, 2008 1:32 PM CST A Texan
Portiea: Seems no matter what, where, how, when, or why....whatever you do or say can be or will be questioned...if you do not feel your joke is offensive....then what is to worry about?
I don't get it!!!sigh dunno
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