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Jun 27, 2008 3:20 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
StevenSchwartz
StevenSchwartzStevenSchwartzLockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK32 Threads 778 Posts
window, seat or Isle...

And I said, you'll what? Are you threatening me?
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Jun 27, 2008 3:26 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
BnaturAl
BnaturAlBnaturAlSarnia, Ontario Canada107 Threads 7 Polls 6,811 Posts
laugh
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Jun 27, 2008 3:26 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
StevenSchwartz
StevenSchwartzStevenSchwartzLockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK32 Threads 778 Posts
It was rubbish, I know!
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Jun 27, 2008 3:27 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
darlynda
darlyndadarlyndatazewell, Tennessee USA49 Threads 4 Polls 1,093 Posts
laugh
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Jun 27, 2008 4:16 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 4,139 Posts
StevenSchwartz: It was rubbish, I know!


Yep!!! But funny!!! rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 27, 2008 4:16 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 27, 2008 4:46 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
StevenSchwartz: It was rubbish, I know!
Yeah!! You can do better than that. Still luv ya tho.hug
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Jun 27, 2008 6:23 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
I remember flying when they still served good meals on airlines - and when I was still very naive'.

Due to a heavy meal just before takeoff, I couldn't eat everything and - being Scots Irish and therefore somewhat frugal - I thought "I paid for it, I might as well save it for later!" I thought about wrapping the un-eaten portion in a newspaper, but then I noticed the neat little bag on the back of the seat in front of me lightbulb !! "Eureka! I'll just put it in the little bag!"

It worked quite well, but when I exited the plane upon landing - with my tightly sealed bag in hand - the Stewardess, gesturing towards the bag, said "Oh, here. I'll take that for you, Sir!" And I received a look of pure disgust when I (naively!) replied "That's alright - it was supper - I'll finish eating it later."

(It was only after I told someone about it later, that I finally learned the intended purpose of the bag!) blushing laugh
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Jun 27, 2008 6:28 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 4,139 Posts
The_Kansan: I remember flying when they still served good meals on airlines - and when I was still very naive'.

Due to a heavy meal just before takeoff, I couldn't eat everything and - being Scots Irish and therefore somewhat frugal - I thought "I paid for it, I might as well save it for later!" I thought about wrapping the un-eaten portion in a newspaper, but then I noticed the neat little bag on the back of the seat in front of me !! "Eureka! I'll just put it in the little bag!"

It worked quite well, but when I exited the plane upon landing - with my tightly sealed bag in hand - the Stewardess, gesturing towards the bag, said "Oh, here. I'll take that for you, Sir!" And I received a look of pure disgust when I (naively!) replied "That's alright - it was supper - I'll finish eating it later."

(It was only after I told someone about it later, that I finally learned the intended purpose of the bag!)


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 27, 2008 6:38 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
The_Kansan: I remember flying when they still served good meals on airlines - and when I was still very naive'.

Due to a heavy meal just before takeoff, I couldn't eat everything and - being Scots Irish and therefore somewhat frugal - I thought "I paid for it, I might as well save it for later!" I thought about wrapping the un-eaten portion in a newspaper, but then I noticed the neat little bag on the back of the seat in front of me !! "Eureka! I'll just put it in the little bag!"

It worked quite well, but when I exited the plane upon landing - with my tightly sealed bag in hand - the Stewardess, gesturing towards the bag, said "Oh, here. I'll take that for you, Sir!" And I received a look of pure disgust when I (naively!) replied "That's alright - it was supper - I'll finish eating it later."

(It was only after I told someone about it later, that I finally learned the intended purpose of the bag!)


hahahah laugh
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Jun 27, 2008 7:32 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
Sienne
SienneSienneChico, California USA4 Threads 80 Posts
The_Kansan: I remember flying when they still served good meals on airlines - and when I was still very naive'.

Due to a heavy meal just before takeoff, I couldn't eat everything and - being Scots Irish and therefore somewhat frugal - I thought "I paid for it, I might as well save it for later!" I thought about wrapping the un-eaten portion in a newspaper, but then I noticed the neat little bag on the back of the seat in front of me !! "Eureka! I'll just put it in the little bag!"

It worked quite well, but when I exited the plane upon landing - with my tightly sealed bag in hand - the Stewardess, gesturing towards the bag, said "Oh, here. I'll take that for you, Sir!" And I received a look of pure disgust when I (naively!) replied "That's alright - it was supper - I'll finish eating it later."

(It was only after I told someone about it later, that I finally learned the intended purpose of the bag!)


That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time! Thanks!
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Jun 27, 2008 8:25 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
munch
munchmunchT town, Oklahoma USA1 Threads 207 Posts
The_Kansan: I remember flying when they still served good meals on airlines - and when I was still very naive'.

Due to a heavy meal just before takeoff, I couldn't eat everything and - being Scots Irish and therefore somewhat frugal - I thought "I paid for it, I might as well save it for later!" I thought about wrapping the un-eaten portion in a newspaper, but then I noticed the neat little bag on the back of the seat in front of me !! "Eureka! I'll just put it in the little bag!"

It worked quite well, but when I exited the plane upon landing - with my tightly sealed bag in hand - the Stewardess, gesturing towards the bag, said "Oh, here. I'll take that for you, Sir!" And I received a look of pure disgust when I (naively!) replied "That's alright - it was supper - I'll finish eating it later."

(It was only after I told someone about it later, that I finally learned the intended purpose of the bag!)
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Oh, my face hurts.laugh
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Jun 28, 2008 4:32 AM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
munch: Oh, my face hurts.


True story! blushing
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Jun 28, 2008 4:48 AM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
The_Kansan: True story!
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Jun 28, 2008 4:51 AM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
StevenSchwartz: window, seat or Isle...

And I said, you'll what? Are you threatening me?
tongue
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Jul 5, 2008 6:48 PM CST Hey, I booked a flight, and the stewardess said...
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
go outside and do something.
even if it's wrong.lol


:)
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