Chatting Up Chicks (240)
I worked in a bar once.. 13 miles away..
at the end of the night this man said to me.. 'Can I walk you home?'
I said.. 'Ermm.. I live 13 miles away'
he said.. ' Oh, .. can I jog you home?'
hahaha! that cracks me up every time I think of it.
at the end of the night this man said to me.. 'Can I walk you home?'
I said.. 'Ermm.. I live 13 miles away'
he said.. ' Oh, .. can I jog you home?'
hahaha! that cracks me up every time I think of it.
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Claayer: I worked in a bar once.. 13 miles away..
at the end of the night this man said to me.. 'Can I walk you home?' I said.. 'Ermm.. I live 13 miles away' he said.. ' Oh, .. can I jog you home?' hahaha! that cracks me up every time I think of it.
at the end of the night this man said to me.. 'Can I walk you home?' I said.. 'Ermm.. I live 13 miles away' he said.. ' Oh, .. can I jog you home?' hahaha! that cracks me up every time I think of it.
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Portiea: What's the best way to start a conversation with someone you are interested in? Women.....how do you like to be approached by a man who is interested in you? What's a good conversation starter?Men...what do you think are successful ways to meet a new woman?
Well, it wouldn't be calling me a "chick", for starters!!!
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suc cess ful.......................?
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roseofsharon: Well, it wouldn't be calling me a "chick", for starters!!! Not a hope.....!!
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And what's soooo funny about that then? I don't accept disrespectful address from any man... in fact, anyone, thank you!!
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roseofsharon: And what's soooo funny about that then? I don't accept disrespectful address from any man... in fact, anyone, thank you!!
The thread title is mean to be sarcastic, funny....
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Portiea: The thread title is mean to be sarcastic, funny....
Okay...
Claayer... that was hilarious!!
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Claayer: I worked in a bar once.. 13 miles away..
at the end of the night this man said to me.. 'Can I walk you home?' I said.. 'Ermm.. I live 13 miles away' he said.. ' Oh, .. can I jog you home?' hahaha! that cracks me up every time I think of it.
at the end of the night this man said to me.. 'Can I walk you home?' I said.. 'Ermm.. I live 13 miles away' he said.. ' Oh, .. can I jog you home?' hahaha! that cracks me up every time I think of it.
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sxc666: Yeah they are the best openers the ones that make you laugh, cause you feel comfortable straight away
Yeah that's very true...
as opposed to the ones that make you :criiiiinge:
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Claayer: Yeah that's very true...
as opposed to the ones that make you :criiiiinge:
as opposed to the ones that make you :criiiiinge:
Which ones make you cringe?
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I wouldnt approach a man...I am to shy for that..he either comes up to me or nothing happens..
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Portiea: Which ones make you cringe?
Oh yanno.. all the ole cheesy ones..
'Do you come here often' ...
'What a beautiful girl like you .. doing in a place like this?'
:cringe: ... me 'Christ You ARE PISSED!'
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Portiea: Which ones make you cringe?
What absolutley makes me cringe is when a guy bluntly talks to your chest and doesn't look at your face. Makes me want to slap him.And all the bloody cheesy pic up line. Like your eyes are like the ocean etc Pleeeasseee
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Like your Picasso Portiea..
don't like his stuff much really..
now there is a man I think was hammered!
don't like his stuff much really..
now there is a man I think was hammered!
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sxc666: What absolutley makes me cringe is when a guy bluntly talks to your chest and doesn't look at your face. Makes me want to slap him.
And all the bloody cheesy pic up line. Like your eyes are like the ocean etc Pleeeasseee
And all the bloody cheesy pic up line. Like your eyes are like the ocean etc Pleeeasseee
haha yeahh
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Claayer: Like your Picasso Portiea..
don't like his stuff much really..
now there is a man I think was hammered!
don't like his stuff much really..
now there is a man I think was hammered!
Picasso? That's my photo.....------ This thread is Archived ------
Portiea: Picasso? That's my photo.....
Your photo? painting?
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Claayer: Your photo? painting?
it's a picture of me....
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