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Jul 3, 2008 12:29 PM CST I wish...
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman Asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the map again."
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Jul 3, 2008 12:33 PM CST I wish...
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
Great! sigh

moping



















giggle
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Jul 3, 2008 12:34 PM CST I wish...
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
laugh laugh Good one
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Jul 3, 2008 12:35 PM CST I wish...
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
RedHeadedTaurus: Great!


Cheer up. comfort

I'm working on it, dammit!frustrated


World peace, I mean...giggle wink tongue
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Jul 3, 2008 12:35 PM CST I wish...
paddy1
paddy1paddy1limerick, Limerick Ireland38 Threads 982 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 3, 2008 12:46 PM CST I wish...
welshlady
welshladywelshladycardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK5 Threads 1 Polls 214 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing banana
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Jul 3, 2008 12:48 PM CST I wish...
wolfpack
wolfpackwolfpackpost falls, Idaho USA8 Threads 770 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 3, 2008 1:13 PM CST I wish...
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 3, 2008 9:32 PM CST I wish...
lktolbert
lktolbertlktolbertAtlanta, Georgia USA1 Threads 128 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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