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Jul 3, 2008 2:04 PM CST Nice Ones
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Brother Wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Clause, 'Send me a Brother....'
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER....'

Meaning Of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!'

Importance of PERIOD
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of Period?'
Kid: 'Yah, once my sister said she has missed one, my Mom fainted, Dad got a Heart attack & our Driver ran away.'

Confident vs. Confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between Confident and Confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I am confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is Confidential!.'

Anger Management
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your Toothbrush!'
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Jul 3, 2008 2:06 PM CST Nice Ones
darlynda
darlyndadarlyndatazewell, Tennessee USA49 Threads 4 Polls 1,093 Posts
great paulrolling on the floor laughing thank youbouquet
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Jul 3, 2008 2:06 PM CST Nice Ones
paddy1
paddy1paddy1limerick, Limerick Ireland38 Threads 982 Posts
i use ur toothbrush rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 3, 2008 2:07 PM CST Nice Ones
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
paddy1: i use ur toothbrush

what??? jaw drop

and can you explain how you use my toothbrush, when you're in Ireland and I'm in Malta? confused


tongue

wave
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Jul 3, 2008 2:13 PM CST Nice Ones
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
Great stuff..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Jul 3, 2008 2:14 PM CST Nice Ones
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Lillym: Great stuff..

Hi lilly!!

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Jul 3, 2008 2:19 PM CST Nice Ones
paddy1
paddy1paddy1limerick, Limerick Ireland38 Threads 982 Posts
i robbed out ur flat at the Dublin meet back in January....

i'm a cat burglar rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 3, 2008 2:20 PM CST Nice Ones
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
paddy1: i robbed out ur flat at the Dublin meet back in January....

i'm a cat burglar

laugh laugh
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