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Darling, this month I wont be able to send you any money. I am sending you 100 kisses instead.
A wife replies:
Dear, thank you very much for a 100 kisses! Here is an expense report:
1. Milkman agreed for 2 kisses for a bottle of milk a day.
2. Electrician agreed only after 7.
3. Landlord comes every day for his 3 kisses a day.
4. Grocer would not agree for kisses only, had to give to him something else.
5. Other expenses - 40 kisses.
Do not worry, I still have 35 kisses till the end of the month.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your beloved wife.