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I get the dwarf one now someone put that one on the other day
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DogMaI: Good stuff loved the disability ending on the second one
yeah I liked that one too
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ANurse4U: When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
> expensive....
> so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....
>
> ************************************************************************
>
> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
> Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
> to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
> wallet at home.
>
> I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
> come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my
> shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
> she processed my Social Security application.
>
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
> Social Security office.
>
> She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
> disability, too'
>
> And then the fight started.....
>
> ***********************************************************************
>
> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
> kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
> nearby table.
>
> My wife asked 'Do you know her?'
> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
> drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
> hasn't been sober since.'
>
> 'My Goodness!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
> celebrating that long?'
>
> And then the fight started.....
>
> ***********************************************************************
>
> I rear-ended a car this morning.
>
> So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
> of his car.
>
> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
> just seem funny?
>
> Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
>
> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
> HAPPY!!!'
>
> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
>
> And then the fight started.....
> expensive....
> so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....
>
> ************************************************************************
>
> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
> Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
> to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
> wallet at home.
>
> I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
> come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my
> shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
> she processed my Social Security application.
>
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
> Social Security office.
>
> She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
> disability, too'
>
> And then the fight started.....
>
> ***********************************************************************
>
> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
> kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
> nearby table.
>
> My wife asked 'Do you know her?'
> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
> drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
> hasn't been sober since.'
>
> 'My Goodness!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
> celebrating that long?'
>
> And then the fight started.....
>
> ***********************************************************************
>
> I rear-ended a car this morning.
>
> So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
> of his car.
>
> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
> just seem funny?
>
> Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
>
> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
> HAPPY!!!'
>
> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
>
> And then the fight started.....
Ha Ha lmao
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> I rear-ended a car this morning.
>
> So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
> of his car.
>
> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
> just seem funny?
>
> Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
>
> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
> HAPPY!!!'
>
> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
>
> And then the fight started.....
i love it
>
> So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
> of his car.
>
> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
> just seem funny?
>
> Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
>
> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
> HAPPY!!!'
>
> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
>
> And then the fight started.....
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> expensive....
> so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....
>
> ************************************************************************
>
> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
> Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
> to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
> wallet at home.
>
> I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
> come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my
> shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
> she processed my Social Security application.
>
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
> Social Security office.
>
> She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
> disability, too'
>
> And then the fight started.....
>
> ***********************************************************************
>
> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
> kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
> nearby table.
>
> My wife asked 'Do you know her?'
> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
> drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
> hasn't been sober since.'
>
> 'My Goodness!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
> celebrating that long?'
>
> And then the fight started.....
>
> ***********************************************************************
>
> I rear-ended a car this morning.
>
> So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
> of his car.
>
> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
> just seem funny?
>
> Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
>
> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
> HAPPY!!!'
>
> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
>
> And then the fight started.....