Rules of Hollywood - Part II ( Archived) (3)

Jul 14, 2008 3:12 PM CST Rules of Hollywood - Part II
p_seg
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11. English really is the universal language. All alien life forms with enough intelligence to communicate will understand English.

12. When eating a meal, you must always leave one side of the table open, even if it means you have to cram the rest of the party together.

13. All school classes always start with the ring of the bell, and they all finish at the exact same time at the sound of the bell. School hallways are emptied and filled within a matter of seconds.

14. Undercover agents lead an interesting, yet predictable life. The bad guys just won’t let you do your job. Instead, they’ll be giving you the guilt trip of your life when you try
to put them behind bars, and the leader will probably get away with or without your help. But on the other hand, you will hook up with a beautiful, innocent friend of the gang.

15. It’s perfectly normal, and makes perfect sense to order a drink in a bar, and then just leave.

16. Animals with a brain the size of a peanut are not as stupid as they may seem. Not only do they want to eat you, they also want personal revenge for lost family members and to humiliate you completely.

17. Bad things usually happen at night. Daylight is the ultimate solution to evil.

18. Children need to work on their credibility. They see and hear the darnest things, yet grown-ups never believe them.

19. Firearms are not to be mistaken for – although their capability and function may suggest otherwise – long-distance weapons. When threatening to shoot someone with a gun or a rifle, you must stand close enough for your opponent to be able to grab your weapon.

20. Rewinding or fast forwarding a video cassette or an answering machine makes fast, high-pitch sounds.
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Aug 26, 2008 2:48 AM CST Rules of Hollywood - Part II
Renine
RenineRenineCape Town, Western Cape South Africa2 Posts
Post: 11. English really is the universal language. All alien life forms with enough intelligence to communicate will understand English.

I so agree!
I am from South Africa and English is compulsory as a second language in our schools. (No I am not black, no wild animals roams through our streets and yes I am educated) Really people ask me these questions!
Anyway they should make English compulsory as a second language in all the schools in every country. I have the opportunity to study in Spain for a few months, now I have to learn Spanish in order for the local people to understand me! Same with France, Italy and so many other countries!
I do not mind as it broaden my own knowledge but please non English speaking people, don't be so ignorant towards other cultures and countries.
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Aug 26, 2008 2:53 AM CST Rules of Hollywood - Part II
Renine
RenineRenineCape Town, Western Cape South Africa2 Posts
Post: 11. English really is the universal language. All alien life forms with enough intelligence to communicate will understand English.

I so agree!
I am from South Africa and English is compulsory as a second language in our schools. (No I am not black, no wild animals roams through our streets and yes I am educated) Really people ask me these questions!
Anyway they should make English compulsory as a second language in all the schools in every country. I have the opportunity to study in Spain for a few months, now I have to learn Spanish in order for the local people to understand me! Same with France, Italy and so many other countries!
I do not mind as it broaden my own knowledge but please non English speaking people, don't be so ignorant towards other cultures and countries.
p_seg: 11. English really is the universal language. All alien life forms with enough intelligence to communicate will understand English.

12. When eating a meal, you must always leave one side of the table open, even if it means you have to cram the rest of the party together.

13. All school classes always start with the ring of the bell, and they all finish at the exact same time at the sound of the bell. School hallways are emptied and filled within a matter of seconds.

14. Undercover agents lead an interesting, yet predictable life. The bad guys just won’t let you do your job. Instead, they’ll be giving you the guilt trip of your life when you try
to put them behind bars, and the leader will probably get away with or without your help. But on the other hand, you will hook up with a beautiful, innocent friend of the gang.

15. It’s perfectly normal, and makes perfect sense to order a drink in a bar, and then just leave.

16. Animals with a brain the size of a peanut are not as stupid as they may seem. Not only do they want to eat you, they also want personal revenge for lost family members and to humiliate you completely.

17. Bad things usually happen at night. Daylight is the ultimate solution to evil.

18. Children need to work on their credibility. They see and hear the darnest things, yet grown-ups never believe them.

19. Firearms are not to be mistaken for – although their capability and function may suggest otherwise – long-distance weapons. When threatening to shoot someone with a gun or a rifle, you must stand close enough for your opponent to be able to grab your weapon.

20. Rewinding or fast forwarding a video cassette or an answering machine makes fast, high-pitch sounds.
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