SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETE BY FRIDAY, AUGUST 17TH 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THIER CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8
CLASS 1 HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION. MEETS 4 WEEKS, MON. AND WED. FOR 2 HRS AT 7:00 PM.
CLASS 2 THE TOILET PAPER ROLL DOES IT CHANGE ITSELF? ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION MEETS 2 WEEKS, SAT. AT 12:00 FOR 2 HRS
CLASS 3 IS IT POSSIABLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR, WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? GROUP PRACTICE. MEETS 4 WEEKS, SAT. 10:00 PM. FOR 2 HRS.
CLASS 4 FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR. PICTURES AND EXPLANTORY GRAPHICS MEETS SATURDAYS AT 2:00 PM FOR 3 WKS.
CLASS 5 LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS. STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACES AND NOT TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. OPEN FOREM MON. AT 8:00 PM, 2 HRS.
CLASS 6 HEALTH WATCH BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPES. THREE NIGHTS: MON., WED., FRI. AT 7:00 PM 2 HRS.
CLASS 7 REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS TUES. AT 6:00 PM LOCATION IS TO BE DETERMINED
CLASS 8 IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY WHILE SHE PARALLEL PARKS? DRIVING SIMULATIONS 4 WKS, SATURDAYS NOON 2 HRS. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION RELAXATION EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES. MEETS 4 WKS, TUES. AND THURS. FOR 2 HRS. AT 7:00 PM
CLASS 9 HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY REMEMBERING BITHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES AND OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHRN YOUR'E GOING TO BE LATE CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED 3 NIGHTS; MON., WED., FRI. AT 7:00 PM FOR 2 HRS
UPON COMPLETION OF ANY OF THE ABOVE COURSES, DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.
I must immediately register! I "MUST" conform to the standards of a woman. I must "NOT" have feelings of my own. I must "NOT" be a complete entity without the approval of woman. I must NOT attempt any communication on my own, I must only communicate at the wish of woman...
HJFinAZ: I must immediately register! I "MUST" conform to the standards of a woman. I must "NOT" have feelings of my own. I must "NOT" be a complete entity without the approval of woman. I must NOT attempt any communication on my own, I must only communicate at the wish of woman...
Ooh your gonna get in to trouble...... quick you should
kkitty4u: SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETE BY FRIDAY, AUGUST 17TH 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THIER CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8
CLASS 1 HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION. MEETS 4 WEEKS, MON. AND WED. FOR 2 HRS AT 7:00 PM.
CLASS 2 THE TOILET PAPER ROLL DOES IT CHANGE ITSELF? ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION MEETS 2 WEEKS, SAT. AT 12:00 FOR 2 HRS
CLASS 3 IS IT POSSIABLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR, WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? GROUP PRACTICE. MEETS 4 WEEKS, SAT. 10:00 PM. FOR 2 HRS.
CLASS 4 FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR. PICTURES AND EXPLANTORY GRAPHICS MEETS SATURDAYS AT 2:00 PM FOR 3 WKS.
CLASS 5 LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS. STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACES AND NOT TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. OPEN FOREM MON. AT 8:00 PM, 2 HRS.
CLASS 6 HEALTH WATCH BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPES. THREE NIGHTS: MON., WED., FRI. AT 7:00 PM 2 HRS.
CLASS 7 REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS TUES. AT 6:00 PM LOCATION IS TO BE DETERMINED CLASS 8 IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY WHILE SHE PARALLEL PARKS? DRIVING SIMULATIONS 4 WKS, SATURDAYS NOON 2 HRS. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION RELAXATION EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES. MEETS 4 WKS, TUES. AND THURS. FOR 2 HRS. AT 7:00 PM
CLASS 9 HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY REMEMBERING BITHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES AND OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHRN YOUR'E GOING TO BE LATE CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED 3 NIGHTS; MON., WED., FRI. AT 7:00 PM FOR 2 HRS
UPON COMPLETION OF ANY OF THE ABOVE COURSES, DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.
Classes for women
Class 1 Why do we even need icecube trays? Beer stays cold in the cooler.
Class 2 Toilet paper rolls last us a month.... so remebering only happens when the cabelas catalog runs out of pages.
Class 3 Men are a male animal... we too need to mark our territory when we pee.
Class 4 Laundry hamper? the clothes will still need to be dumped out to separate whites from colors... we are just bypassing a step.
Class 5 Being vocal while looking for something you have moved is the only time we get to control the conversation.
Class 6 Flowers are harmful to ones health.... once a guy starts bringing them they are expected all the time. So, how will we afford our new bass boat? Then what is the point of living?
Class 7 Real Men like gadgets... hence the GPS.
Class 8 Men don't paralell park and neither should women.... if you want us to go shopping with you, then let us drive.
Class 9 HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY REMEMBERING BITHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES AND OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHRN YOUR'E GOING TO BE LATE CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED 3 NIGHTS; MON., WED., FRI. AT 7:00 PM FOR 2 HRS
OK, you win on this one... we do need to try harder
Class 1 Why do we even need icecube trays? Beer stays cold in the cooler.
Class 2 Toilet paper rolls last us a month.... so remebering only happens when the cabelas catalog runs out of pages.
Class 3 Men are a male animal... we too need to mark our territory when we pee.
Class 4 Laundry hamper? the clothes will still need to be dumped out to separate whites from colors... we are just bypassing a step.
Class 5 Being vocal while looking for something you have moved is the only time we get to control the conversation.
Class 6 Flowers are harmful to ones health.... once a guy starts bringing them they are expected all the time. So, how will we afford our new bass boat? Then what is the point of living?
Class 7 Real Men like gadgets... hence the GPS.
Class 8 Men don't paralell park and neither should women.... if you want us to go shopping with you, then let us drive.
Class 9 HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY REMEMBERING BITHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES AND OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHRN YOUR'E GOING TO BE LATE CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED 3 NIGHTS; MON., WED., FRI. AT 7:00 PM FOR 2 HRS
Dude, i had 2 beers already whilst being online..... having a 16 day holiday in Tenerife is cool..... Ooh it's in the high 90's though..... phew its damn hot....
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THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETE
BY FRIDAY, AUGUST 17TH 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THIER CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8
CLASS 1
HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.
MEETS 4 WEEKS, MON. AND WED. FOR 2 HRS AT 7:00 PM.
CLASS 2
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL
DOES IT CHANGE ITSELF?
ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION
MEETS 2 WEEKS, SAT. AT 12:00 FOR 2 HRS
CLASS 3
IS IT POSSIABLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR, WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
GROUP PRACTICE. MEETS 4 WEEKS, SAT. 10:00 PM. FOR 2 HRS.
CLASS 4
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR. PICTURES AND EXPLANTORY GRAPHICS
MEETS SATURDAYS AT 2:00 PM FOR 3 WKS.
CLASS 5
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS.
STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACES AND NOT TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
OPEN FOREM MON. AT 8:00 PM, 2 HRS.
CLASS 6
HEALTH WATCH
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPES.
THREE NIGHTS: MON., WED., FRI. AT 7:00 PM 2 HRS.
CLASS 7
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS
TUES. AT 6:00 PM LOCATION IS TO BE DETERMINED
CLASS 8
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY WHILE SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
DRIVING SIMULATIONS
4 WKS, SATURDAYS NOON 2 HRS. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
RELAXATION EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.
MEETS 4 WKS, TUES. AND THURS. FOR 2 HRS. AT 7:00 PM
CLASS 9
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY
REMEMBERING BITHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES AND OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHRN YOUR'E GOING TO BE LATE
CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED
3 NIGHTS; MON., WED., FRI. AT 7:00 PM FOR 2 HRS
UPON COMPLETION OF ANY OF THE ABOVE COURSES, DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.