At the Vet's ( Archived) (4)

Jul 25, 2008 5:25 AM CST At the Vet's
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.

The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. "There" says the vet, ”Your hamster is dead". Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion.

The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. "It's definitely dead sir", says the vet.

Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. "That will be $2000, please".

"What, $2000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes the man.

"Well", says the vet, "There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".
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Jul 25, 2008 5:32 AM CST At the Vet's
foreveryoung1
foreveryoung1foreveryoung1cartagena, Murcia Spain2 Threads 1 Polls 2,984 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

good one, as always
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Jul 25, 2008 5:36 AM CST At the Vet's
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 Posts
very funny! Hi Paul wave
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Jul 25, 2008 5:39 AM CST At the Vet's
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Hi FY1 and FM!! wave

Happy weekend!! thumbs up
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