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Jul 26, 2008 1:38 PM CST This proves how smart the IRISH actually are.
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Three Irishmen and three Englishmen are traveling by train to a football match in London. At the station, the three English each buy a ticket and watch as the three Irish buy just one ticket between them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?", asks one of the English.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the Irish.

They all board the train. The English take their respective seats but all three Irish cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The English are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Irish (like always !) on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Irish don't buy a ticket at all !

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed English.

"Watch and learn..." says one Irishman.

When they board the train the three Irish cram into a toilet and soon after the three English pile into another nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Irish leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the English are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please..."
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Jul 26, 2008 2:00 PM CST This proves how smart the IRISH actually are.
nuala
nualanualadublin, Dublin Ireland12 Threads 6,456 Posts
God i am so proud to be Irish....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 26, 2008 2:02 PM CST This proves how smart the IRISH actually are.
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Bloody brilliant....!!!!


laugh
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Jul 26, 2008 2:08 PM CST This proves how smart the IRISH actually are.
darlynda
darlyndadarlyndatazewell, Tennessee USA49 Threads 4 Polls 1,093 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing very very good
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Jul 26, 2008 6:08 PM CST This proves how smart the IRISH actually are.
Partiro
PartiroPartiroNaas, Kildare Ireland14 Threads 4,515 Posts
Ha ha, The Irish rock we love to party banana banana banana
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Jul 26, 2008 6:12 PM CST This proves how smart the IRISH actually are.
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
wave rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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